smashed my gate in
02 September 2006, 09:36 AM
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my mom woke up with the noise
I had the fan on in the room which makes a bit of a noise so i cant really hear anything outside
I woke at 8:30am. My mom came running to me and Said she had heared a loud car at 6am pull up outside the house. She had heared someone run up the adjacent alleyway and then a bang. the bang is the sound of someone kicking (i reckon as no object has been left behind) the new wooden fence. Then my mother heared two more much louder bangs. I went out at 8:30 am and the fence now has a massive gaping hole in it. It has been significantly damaged
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I had the fan on in the room which makes a bit of a noise so i cant really hear anything outside
I woke at 8:30am. My mom came running to me and Said she had heared a loud car at 6am pull up outside the house. She had heared someone run up the adjacent alleyway and then a bang. the bang is the sound of someone kicking (i reckon as no object has been left behind) the new wooden fence. Then my mother heared two more much louder bangs. I went out at 8:30 am and the fence now has a massive gaping hole in it. It has been significantly damaged
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02 September 2006, 09:54 AM
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Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicated that he was interested. She informed him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 PM. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'
Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back
Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicated that he was interested. She informed him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 PM. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'
Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back
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02 September 2006, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Bil
my mom woke up with the noise
I had the fan on in the room which makes a bit of a noise so i cant really hear anything outside
I woke at 8:30am. My mom came running to me and Said she had heared a loud car at 6am pull up outside the house. She had heared someone run up the adjacent alleyway and then a bang. the bang is the sound of someone kicking (i reckon as no object has been left behind) the new wooden fence. Then my mother heared two more much louder bangs. I went out at 8:30 am and the fence now has a massive gaping hole in it. It has been significantly damaged
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I had the fan on in the room which makes a bit of a noise so i cant really hear anything outside
I woke at 8:30am. My mom came running to me and Said she had heared a loud car at 6am pull up outside the house. She had heared someone run up the adjacent alleyway and then a bang. the bang is the sound of someone kicking (i reckon as no object has been left behind) the new wooden fence. Then my mother heared two more much louder bangs. I went out at 8:30 am and the fence now has a massive gaping hole in it. It has been significantly damaged
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02 September 2006, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bil
this morning someone came and smashed my gate in 
wheres the police - i have reported the matter to them
wheres the police - i have reported the matter to them
02 September 2006, 11:01 AM
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you did say you would stop posting last night...
https://www.scoobynet.com/spinning-wrx-sti-t540789.html
https://www.scoobynet.com/spinning-wrx-sti-t540789.html
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02 September 2006, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
He is a **** Daniel. You, on the other hand; are just an annoying precocious boy. Innit?
for a 15 year old??? i think? he does know quite a bit though simon... are you two related or something... you seem to respond a lot to each others banter/posts
02 September 2006, 07:24 PM
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Bil, why wont you f*ck off and stop posting such stupid ****e here? ****!
at least its better than rascism
02 September 2006, 08:24 PM
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You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. Example: "You are accusing me of being lazy? Ha! That's the pot calling the kettle black!"
"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I'm tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You're wearing my pants right now!"
The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn't see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"
"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I'm tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You're wearing my pants right now!"
The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn't see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"
02 September 2006, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
wargh...
for a 15 year old??? i think? he does know quite a bit though simon... are you two related or something... you seem to respond a lot to each others banter/posts
for a 15 year old??? i think? he does know quite a bit though simon... are you two related or something... you seem to respond a lot to each others banter/posts
I think he's a ******** and he thinks the same of me.
He just has got a problem with me because he doesn't agree with something I said months ago under my old name Daniel-S.
The only reason I changed to Bat-Fink is so I'm the same name across the forums.
HTH mate.