Me Bl**dy Car's Been Nicked!
11 July 2006, 10:27 AM
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Me Bl**dy Car's Been Nicked!
Having attempted to pinch my STi back in May (& failing to get past the immobilser!), the (same?) thieving barstewards came back last night, broke into the cottage, took the friggin' keys from where they were hanging in the kitchen & calmly drove off in it!
(Sleep on other side of old, solidly built cottage & never heard a blasted thing!)
Police, CID, SOCO have all been out this morning, Trackstar activated & to add insult to injury, had to phone car parts shop this morning to try & stop the 400 quid's worth of stuff I ordered (& paid for!) yesterday, due to, err, not actually having the s*dding car anymore!
Arrgghh, am SO p*ssed off! Scum! Total bl**dy scum!
(Sleep on other side of old, solidly built cottage & never heard a blasted thing!)
Police, CID, SOCO have all been out this morning, Trackstar activated & to add insult to injury, had to phone car parts shop this morning to try & stop the 400 quid's worth of stuff I ordered (& paid for!) yesterday, due to, err, not actually having the s*dding car anymore!
Arrgghh, am SO p*ssed off! Scum! Total bl**dy scum!
11 July 2006, 10:33 AM
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There are certain cases where Capital Punishment seems the best solution. I'm really sorry to hear this m8, might be a good idea to list everything about the car and where your located so peeps can keep an eye out for it. I leave my keys in my trouser pocket which sit at the end of my bed, about 4 ft away from my samurai sword.
11 July 2006, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 94impreza
I leave my keys in my trouser pocket which sit at the end of my bed, about 4 ft away from my samurai sword.
Tesco's - bread, milk, coffee, samurai sword.....!
11 July 2006, 10:43 AM
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very sorry to hear about your car mate. as 94 said post as much detail about your car as possible and include the number plate... makes it much easier to notice.
i just hope it wasnt stolen to order. theiving scum, id like to sit them down with a pack of old rusty smackhead needles and pierce them one by one into their bleeding flesh.
(on that note why dont we all get our nipples-or something else
-pierced and attach the keyring with car keys onto them) just try not to pull them when asleep. no chance of getting your car them lol.
on a serious note, hope you get your car back asap. you have any piccies to identify it on the road????
i just hope it wasnt stolen to order. theiving scum, id like to sit them down with a pack of old rusty smackhead needles and pierce them one by one into their bleeding flesh.
(on that note why dont we all get our nipples-or something else
-pierced and attach the keyring with car keys onto them) just try not to pull them when asleep. no chance of getting your car them lol.on a serious note, hope you get your car back asap. you have any piccies to identify it on the road????
11 July 2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
very sorry to hear about your car mate. as 94 said post as much detail about your car as possible and include the number plate... makes it much easier to notice.
i just hope it wasnt stolen to order. theiving scum, id like to sit them down with a pack of old rusty smackhead needles and pierce them one by one into their bleeding flesh.
(on that note why dont we all get our nipples-or something else -pierced and attach the keyring with car keys onto them) just try not to pull them when asleep. no chance of getting your car them lol.
on a serious note, hope you get your car back asap. you have any piccies to identify it on the road????
i just hope it wasnt stolen to order. theiving scum, id like to sit them down with a pack of old rusty smackhead needles and pierce them one by one into their bleeding flesh.
(on that note why dont we all get our nipples-or something else
-pierced and attach the keyring with car keys onto them) just try not to pull them when asleep. no chance of getting your car them lol.on a serious note, hope you get your car back asap. you have any piccies to identify it on the road????
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11 July 2006, 11:54 AM
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Any news yet on the scoob? we can't look out for it if we don't know where you are from and a Reg number would be good! Hope the tracker works for you.
11 July 2006, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Sad thing is they wont get their just desserts
they will be out in no time IF they even go to jail at all.
Best thing that could happen is if they crash an die a slow painful death.
they will be out in no time IF they even go to jail at all.Best thing that could happen is if they crash an die a slow painful death.
11 July 2006, 01:05 PM
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Gutted mate, hope they get the car back in one piece!
But its the same thing happening over and over but people leaving their keys in obvious places, why not put them somewhere descreet?
But its the same thing happening over and over but people leaving their keys in obvious places, why not put them somewhere descreet?
11 July 2006, 01:10 PM
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yeah find out the reg number and il deliberatly crash into them, wouldnt bother me... kill the little ba**ards, nice and slowly. then place them neatly under your wheels and proceed to run them over until your tryes are red and thick full of their flesh. murder is too good for these pieces of gone off horse ****.
# makes note never to nick anything from chocolate o brian
11 July 2006, 01:16 PM
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Sorry to hear the bad news. I know how you feel, had my car stolen a few weeks back. 3 guys kicked down the door and threatened me with a knife.
How come you haven’t got an Anti hi-jack fitted on such a high performance car?
How come you haven’t got an Anti hi-jack fitted on such a high performance car?
11 July 2006, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
# makes note never to nick anything from chocolate o brian
several blows to the head with a naily 2x4. get it nice and squishy, you know make them bleed excessivly, but not killing them fully, just so theres enough left for the party piece. strip them, tie a nice strong rope round the top of their ********, near where it joind the the shaft and then tie the other end to the back end of your backbox near where the centre pipe joins (this stops it coming off). then proceed to dribble along the road on preferably old bubbly ruined tarmac (or grass for a sliding effect bouncing off trees etc.) gradually speed up into second gear, and when you hear a rip/tear noise (over you ninja back box lol) stop and go inspect you handywork.
hopefully they would be dead from either the battering or you ripping their genitals off with 250+horses and them proceeding to bleed to death. leave for dead and then go tell the police youve found a "body"...
quite simple, just need another scooby to do it with (a mates) and some rope... oh plus one criminal who stole your pride and joy to start with.
11 July 2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
Gutted mate, hope they get the car back in one piece!
But its the same thing happening over and over but people leaving their keys in obvious places, why not put them somewhere descreet?
But its the same thing happening over and over but people leaving their keys in obvious places, why not put them somewhere descreet?
11 July 2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
another idea for you guys if you catch them by whatever chance.
several blows to the head with a naily 2x4. get it nice and squishy, you know make them bleed excessivly, but not killing them fully, just so theres enough left for the party piece. strip them, tie a nice strong rope round the top of their ********, near where it joind the the shaft and then tie the other end to the back end of your backbox near where the centre pipe joins (this stops it coming off). then proceed to dribble along the road on preferably old bubbly ruined tarmac (or grass for a sliding effect bouncing off trees etc.) gradually speed up into second gear, and when you hear a rip/tear noise (over you ninja back box lol) stop and go inspect you handywork.
hopefully they would be dead from either the battering or you ripping their genitals off with 250+horses and them proceeding to bleed to death. leave for dead and then go tell the police youve found a "body"...
quite simple, just need another scooby to do it with (a mates) and some rope... oh plus one criminal who stole your pride and joy to start with.
several blows to the head with a naily 2x4. get it nice and squishy, you know make them bleed excessivly, but not killing them fully, just so theres enough left for the party piece. strip them, tie a nice strong rope round the top of their ********, near where it joind the the shaft and then tie the other end to the back end of your backbox near where the centre pipe joins (this stops it coming off). then proceed to dribble along the road on preferably old bubbly ruined tarmac (or grass for a sliding effect bouncing off trees etc.) gradually speed up into second gear, and when you hear a rip/tear noise (over you ninja back box lol) stop and go inspect you handywork.
hopefully they would be dead from either the battering or you ripping their genitals off with 250+horses and them proceeding to bleed to death. leave for dead and then go tell the police youve found a "body"...
quite simple, just need another scooby to do it with (a mates) and some rope... oh plus one criminal who stole your pride and joy to start with.
11 July 2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
another idea for you guys if you catch them by whatever chance.
several blows to the head with a naily 2x4. get it nice and squishy, you know make them bleed excessivly, but not killing them fully, just so theres enough left for the party piece. strip them, tie a nice strong rope round the top of their ********, near where it joind the the shaft and then tie the other end to the back end of your backbox near where the centre pipe joins (this stops it coming off). then proceed to dribble along the road on preferably old bubbly ruined tarmac (or grass for a sliding effect bouncing off trees etc.) gradually speed up into second gear, and when you hear a rip/tear noise (over you ninja back box lol) stop and go inspect you handywork.
hopefully they would be dead from either the battering or you ripping their genitals off with 250+horses and them proceeding to bleed to death. leave for dead and then go tell the police youve found a "body"...
quite simple, just need another scooby to do it with (a mates) and some rope... oh plus one criminal who stole your pride and joy to start with.
several blows to the head with a naily 2x4. get it nice and squishy, you know make them bleed excessivly, but not killing them fully, just so theres enough left for the party piece. strip them, tie a nice strong rope round the top of their ********, near where it joind the the shaft and then tie the other end to the back end of your backbox near where the centre pipe joins (this stops it coming off). then proceed to dribble along the road on preferably old bubbly ruined tarmac (or grass for a sliding effect bouncing off trees etc.) gradually speed up into second gear, and when you hear a rip/tear noise (over you ninja back box lol) stop and go inspect you handywork.
hopefully they would be dead from either the battering or you ripping their genitals off with 250+horses and them proceeding to bleed to death. leave for dead and then go tell the police youve found a "body"...
quite simple, just need another scooby to do it with (a mates) and some rope... oh plus one criminal who stole your pride and joy to start with.
Either that, or you've been watching too many films, smoking wacky backy, or been on the drink again?
Shaun
11 July 2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
There's something wrong with you, clearly you have issues in you're head that need looking at.
Either that, or you've been watching too many films, smoking wacky backy, or been on the drink again?
Shaun
Either that, or you've been watching too many films, smoking wacky backy, or been on the drink again?
Shaun
are you a car theif in disguise. you should be agreeing with me!!
11 July 2006, 02:13 PM
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but seriously get your number plate on here mate. we need to be on the look out. give us a brief discription on your car fella. just wondering if worst comes to worst are you insured like for like on any modifications on your scoob? could be costly.