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Old 15 June 2006, 01:24 PM
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Talking Reality check, are we barmy ?

It's not happened yet, but I can easily imagine the following conversation between me and my girlfriend :

Girlfriend "What do you want for your birthday"

Me "Well, a 3 port boost solenoid, SX fuel pressure regulator, whiteline ARBs rear and front both ajustable, solid drop links and ideally powerflex bushes alround. This will mean I'll be able to up the fuel pressue when I go for my remap after fitting a hybrid turbo and then I'll be able to bev down the straights and cain it round the bends more, top "

Girfriend " What the F**K "


Thank goodness for Scoobynet at least we have a place for people like us
Old 15 June 2006, 01:27 PM
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Old 15 June 2006, 01:27 PM
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I've only recently noticed how nerdy/technical/obsessed (*delete as appropriate) i've become, when i started talking about the latest coversion to people who know/like cars and i got the same response as above (What the ....)

Also funny that i found this place a few months back and bought back into scooby ownership Strange coincidence.
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Girlfriend "What do you want for your birthday"

Me "Bend over and brace yourself!"

THATS the normal response!!!!

It is NOT normal to ask for a CockLink, Boost Valve, Rolling Road Day, Blah Blah!!

Pete
Old 15 June 2006, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Girlfriend "What do you want for your birthday"

Me "Bend over and brace yourself!"

THATS the normal response!!!!

It is NOT normal to ask for a CockLink, Boost Valve, Rolling Road Day, Blah Blah!!

Pete
Only get it on your b'day then pete?
Old 15 June 2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by GazTheHat
Only get it on your b'day then pete?
At least I get it .... instead of a frigging CockLink!!

Pete
Old 15 June 2006, 01:30 PM
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Start worrying when your girlfriend starts talking back to you about it.

My girlfriend is not into cars but over the years she has picked up on me boring her to death with mods that ive done to my scoobys, that now she knows what most parts do.
Old 15 June 2006, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Girlfriend "What do you want for your birthday"

Me "Bend over and brace yourself!"

THATS the normal response!!!!

It is NOT normal to ask for a CockLink, Boost Valve, Rolling Road Day, Blah Blah!!

Pete
No need for that to be a birthday treat for me - sorry to hear about your drought
Old 15 June 2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AWnoscooby
Whereas Gingerbreadman says...
boyfriend "What do you want for your birthday""
Me "Bend over, brace yourself and bite the pillow!"
Bless him !! - very inventive
Old 15 June 2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AWnoscooby
Whereas Gingerbreadman says...
boyfriend "What do you want for your birthday""
Me "Bend over, brace yourself and bite the pillow!"
Hmmmmm... it would appear that the truth is out, 'ME " Bend over......'
Old 15 June 2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Hmmmmm... it would appear that the truth is out, 'ME " Bend over......'
Well spotted, what a silly lad he is.
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