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Old 25 April 2006, 08:30 PM
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Found this photo copy of a newspaper clip and nearly wet myself laughing when I read it so thought I would share it with you all.

A woman almost bit off her husbands ***** as he cooked pancakes for tea -whlie she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of the passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.
She clenched her teeth on his ***** and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his ***** while the wife had burns , two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

Whether it's true or not it's bloody funny.
Old 25 April 2006, 09:22 PM
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Yeah heard that one before, very funny, you can just picture the scene
Old 25 April 2006, 09:46 PM
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Oh dear! Rather painful for both I should think!
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Funny how these things never happen in Sheffield, or Brighton.
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