BENTLEY FORUMS
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...I used the ashtray today. How do i replace it?
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BMW 3 SERIES FORUMS
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...Winston, why do i keep getting pulled over, i ain't stolen it yo.
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FORD FORUM
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...When's the last time yours ran?
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LAMBORGHINI FORUM
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...problem with wind noise around 210mph!
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MX5 FORUM
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...some f***er in a Toyota Hilux just ran over my car!
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HILUX FORUM
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...bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do i safely remove it?
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BMW 7-SERIES FORUM
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...Where to get a service on my rolex?
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ROVER 800 FORUM
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...Problems parallel parking at bingo
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RANGEROVER FORUM
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...Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?
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DELOREAN FORUM
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...Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I`m from 1985!
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HONDA ACCORD FORUM
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...Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims
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TOYOTA YARIS FORUM
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...Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Are NiMH the ones to have?
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FERRARI FORUMS
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...Need suggestions about a buisness trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
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PORSCHE FORUMS
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...Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself?
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MINI FORUMS
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...Just flipped the cooper after seeing the Italian job. Suing the movie company
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DAX COBRA FORUMS
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...I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather?
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MCLAREN F1 FORUMS
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...Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me!
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HUMMER FORUMS
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...had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do i have to get black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away, thats £80 in diesel
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FIAT FORUMS
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...Hello? Am i the only member?
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SUBARU WRX FORUMS
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...i`m thinking blue and gold, anyone tried this combo??
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CHEVY PICKUP FORUMS
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...How do i git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
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SUPRA FORUMS
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...head to big to fit in car, should have bought a targa.
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VOLVO FORUMS
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...What biker? i never saw a biker.he just came from nowhere, i didn't mean to hit him.
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AUDI TT FORUMS
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is my TT ipod compatible?
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SAAB FORUMS
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...I think i just ran over a tank...oh well.
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MEGANE COUPE FORUMS
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Who doesnt drive without their fogs on permanently?

 

(sits back and awaits the SIAL mob)

 

 

pmsl so true

 

VOLVO FORUMS
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...What biker? i never saw a biker.he just came from nowhere, i didn't mean to hit him.
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