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Old 09 October 2000, 09:45 PM
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Walking up Guildford Town Highstreet today towards MVC.

A Law Enforcment Office walks out of a shop. Hmm wonder where he's going. Looks accros road... wow nice Impreza. Where's the cop... oh geting into said nice UNMARKED Metallic Green Impreza. Lowered with phone arial top right hand of back window. Can't remember license plate but my mate might.

Possibly may have been his own car but didn't get a chance to walk over and ask him.

DON'T SPEED in Guildford.

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Old 10 October 2000, 06:16 AM
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pah, its been published on here many times before. My mate fitted the windscreen on it last year.
It regulary does the M23 rounds.

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I'll tell you a nice cop story.

Coming home Friday night about 11pm, nice open road by Tescos Thornton Heath. So i hook a sharp right and blarp, blarp, pssssssssht for the benefit of all the pissheads at the bus stop. Get near lights and notice police cavalier pulling up close behind me (i'd been backing off for ages anyhow).They then edge out and pulls alongside at single lane lights. Nice young female office lowers her front window and says

"Take it easy son, youve got a lot of power under that bonnet"

Scowling fat bloke driver all the time is giving me the Stone Cold Steve Austin glare.

And with that the lights change and i race em....nah, just kidding about the race bit, that was it, a polite comment and weyre on our way whilst i toodle up the road at 35mph in front of them

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Old 10 October 2000, 09:40 AM
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Some how I dont think that Bridgewater Road is a nice open road.
Old 10 October 2000, 09:52 AM
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You had more look than me. I was pulled over by a police Impreza Turbo at the weekend in Nottingham and they dished an SP30 out in a flash.
Strangely enough they had to ask me the engine size of my car, bearing in mind they were driving exctaly the same motor. 'Don't you know?' I asked, 'No! That's why I'm asking said the nice young lady officer'. Oh right.

Will have to take things steady from now on so I suppose I its a lesson learnt. Worse thing is that I had my new radar detector in the car (BEL980) but it doesn't detect VASCAR which is ths system they were using - bummer!
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Andy - there has to be a moral in that tale somewhere
Old 10 October 2000, 11:48 AM
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Yep the moral is that women nomater how important they think they are dont know an engine from a gearbox.

Flame suit removed, lets get cooking

Old 10 October 2000, 01:31 PM
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Yeah, I live in Guildford, and get to chat to the local boys & girls in blue usually once a week if I'm driving after 10pm, if before they just follow me part of the way home... But I did ask them once about the 'green impreza' they have, and got 'I couldnt possibly comment' as a response.. ah well, seemed to fox the officer for a bit, obviously didnt realise it was public knowledge.. One thing I will say, is every time I've been stopped they have been very polite.

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PS. forgot to say, they only stop me coz its an Impreza out late, and wanted to make sure it is going to it correct home and not a ram-raid...
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Watchout as they are using the old hairdryer to raise revenue on the A322 (Worpleston Road) out of Guildford...my lip mounted numberplate got a second look but at 30mph no laws were deemed broken !!!
Old 10 October 2000, 07:03 PM
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Barge, its Brigstock Road, not Bridgewater Road.

If you read blarp, blarp pssssht correctly, it means, 1st, 2nd for a bit and dump boost. Yes i was doing more than 30mph but the road was empty and no one was around (except the copper who came out the side junction)
Old 10 October 2000, 07:39 PM
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Blarp, blarp, psssscht - wasn't that you talking to the copper???
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I have heard that there is an MY00 silver Impreza turbo in Ireland and for some reason the police havnt decided to stop me lately so I havnt had the chance to put them on the spot and ask em about it.
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Hey Sunlip
You have got that sound all wrong.
Its PITISSSHHHH.
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Sunlip?

Freudian slip - or deliberate
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indian..........NOT FREUDIAN!
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