What oil?? (**W)
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a house on a street
Posts: 543
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
What oil?? (**W)
What Motor oil do you use (*w/**???)
Or what do you recommend...?
Or what do you recommend...?
Last edited by Raartoot; 01 February 2006 at 10:22 PM.
Trending Topics
#10
Scooby Regular
I would buy the MOST expensive you can possibly buy ..... after all, surely it MUST be worth all that extra money?? It MUST be doing some good?
I would IGNORE what SUBARU spent $Millions finding out and go with the 'experts' on here ..... SUBARU say Semi-Synthetic is OK, even the £15 for 5 Litre kind ................................ they are clearly deluded!!
But, of course, that is absolute crap!! What the hell do they know? They only designed the car - they didn't design the Oil!! Ha Ha .. so, what do you say to that Subaru??!!
The most expensive it is then ...... I have just gone into the business actually, of selling Oil, and I would recommend my Hydrocracked, Esther mixed, Polymide added, super duper deluxe extra special anti damage, 5W-60 Oil ..................
I will find some bollox that I can cut'n'paste to ensure that you trust what I say ........
Actually, it is YOUR lucky day Subaru Owners, I have a Special February Offer on at the moment ............ it's the same as the Xmas, Summer, Autumn, Easter and Bank Holiday Offer ....... but it IS still special!!!
The Oil comes in 3 Litre packs because Esther can only lift that amount (it's a legal thing and nowt to do with any kind of rip-off) .....
Anyway, the price will be £39:99 for 3 Litres + £9:99 P&P ........ what a special offer for a super duper special deluxe oil like this!!
Please do not buy Halfords oil, or Comma oil (same stuff) as its full of 'value molecules' that will eat away at your bell end and your propshaft will fall off, the oil consists entirely of 'good deal' fluid which will not last longer than 5 miles before it will destroy itself rendering your engine knackered.
This cheaper oil, with 'value molecules' is known in the Chemical Industry as Hydro-Crap Oil .....
So there we have it - the final definative statement from a new Oil salesman
Do ya' trust me? well do ya' punks????????????????
Pete
I would IGNORE what SUBARU spent $Millions finding out and go with the 'experts' on here ..... SUBARU say Semi-Synthetic is OK, even the £15 for 5 Litre kind ................................ they are clearly deluded!!
But, of course, that is absolute crap!! What the hell do they know? They only designed the car - they didn't design the Oil!! Ha Ha .. so, what do you say to that Subaru??!!
The most expensive it is then ...... I have just gone into the business actually, of selling Oil, and I would recommend my Hydrocracked, Esther mixed, Polymide added, super duper deluxe extra special anti damage, 5W-60 Oil ..................
I will find some bollox that I can cut'n'paste to ensure that you trust what I say ........
Actually, it is YOUR lucky day Subaru Owners, I have a Special February Offer on at the moment ............ it's the same as the Xmas, Summer, Autumn, Easter and Bank Holiday Offer ....... but it IS still special!!!
The Oil comes in 3 Litre packs because Esther can only lift that amount (it's a legal thing and nowt to do with any kind of rip-off) .....
Anyway, the price will be £39:99 for 3 Litres + £9:99 P&P ........ what a special offer for a super duper special deluxe oil like this!!
Please do not buy Halfords oil, or Comma oil (same stuff) as its full of 'value molecules' that will eat away at your bell end and your propshaft will fall off, the oil consists entirely of 'good deal' fluid which will not last longer than 5 miles before it will destroy itself rendering your engine knackered.
This cheaper oil, with 'value molecules' is known in the Chemical Industry as Hydro-Crap Oil .....
So there we have it - the final definative statement from a new Oil salesman
Do ya' trust me? well do ya' punks????????????????
Pete
Last edited by pslewis; 01 February 2006 at 11:29 PM.
#12
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 102
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
PSL, if you’re not using 'Comma' anymore, can I have what you've got left?
I was thinking that perhaps (with your recommendation of course), it would be ideal to paint on my lawnmower blades; over the winter period.
I was thinking that perhaps (with your recommendation of course), it would be ideal to paint on my lawnmower blades; over the winter period.
Last edited by L66bad; 02 February 2006 at 12:12 AM.
#13
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere in Kent, sniffing some V-Power
Posts: 15,029
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please, please use the search function. There seems to be an oil thread on here every day at the moment. In the 2 years that I have been a member, not once have I seen a thread of this nature come to a conclusion.
Why is it such a 'touchy' subject?? Get a life peeps!
Please, please, please use the search function. There seems to be an oil thread on here every day at the moment. In the 2 years that I have been a member, not once have I seen a thread of this nature come to a conclusion.
Why is it such a 'touchy' subject?? Get a life peeps!
#15
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hunting for my next Impreza!
Posts: 2,388
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by pslewis
I would buy the MOST expensive you can possibly buy ..... after all, surely it MUST be worth all that extra money?? It MUST be doing some good?
I would IGNORE what SUBARU spent $Millions finding out and go with the 'experts' on here ..... SUBARU say Semi-Synthetic is OK, even the £15 for 5 Litre kind ................................ they are clearly deluded!!
But, of course, that is absolute crap!! What the hell do they know? They only designed the car - they didn't design the Oil!! Ha Ha .. so, what do you say to that Subaru??!!
The most expensive it is then ...... I have just gone into the business actually, of selling Oil, and I would recommend my Hydrocracked, Esther mixed, Polymide added, super duper deluxe extra special anti damage, 5W-60 Oil ..................
I will find some bollox that I can cut'n'paste to ensure that you trust what I say ........
Actually, it is YOUR lucky day Subaru Owners, I have a Special February Offer on at the moment ............ it's the same as the Xmas, Summer, Autumn, Easter and Bank Holiday Offer ....... but it IS still special!!!
The Oil comes in 3 Litre packs because Esther can only lift that amount (it's a legal thing and nowt to do with any kind of rip-off) .....
Anyway, the price will be £39:99 for 3 Litres + £9:99 P&P ........ what a special offer for a super duper special deluxe oil like this!!
Please do not buy Halfords oil, or Comma oil (same stuff) as its full of 'value molecules' that will eat away at your bell end and your propshaft will fall off, the oil consists entirely of 'good deal' fluid which will not last longer than 5 miles before it will destroy itself rendering your engine knackered.
This cheaper oil, with 'value molecules' is known in the Chemical Industry as Hydro-Crap Oil .....
So there we have it - the final definative statement from a new Oil salesman
Do ya' trust me? well do ya' punks????????????????
Pete
I would IGNORE what SUBARU spent $Millions finding out and go with the 'experts' on here ..... SUBARU say Semi-Synthetic is OK, even the £15 for 5 Litre kind ................................ they are clearly deluded!!
But, of course, that is absolute crap!! What the hell do they know? They only designed the car - they didn't design the Oil!! Ha Ha .. so, what do you say to that Subaru??!!
The most expensive it is then ...... I have just gone into the business actually, of selling Oil, and I would recommend my Hydrocracked, Esther mixed, Polymide added, super duper deluxe extra special anti damage, 5W-60 Oil ..................
I will find some bollox that I can cut'n'paste to ensure that you trust what I say ........
Actually, it is YOUR lucky day Subaru Owners, I have a Special February Offer on at the moment ............ it's the same as the Xmas, Summer, Autumn, Easter and Bank Holiday Offer ....... but it IS still special!!!
The Oil comes in 3 Litre packs because Esther can only lift that amount (it's a legal thing and nowt to do with any kind of rip-off) .....
Anyway, the price will be £39:99 for 3 Litres + £9:99 P&P ........ what a special offer for a super duper special deluxe oil like this!!
Please do not buy Halfords oil, or Comma oil (same stuff) as its full of 'value molecules' that will eat away at your bell end and your propshaft will fall off, the oil consists entirely of 'good deal' fluid which will not last longer than 5 miles before it will destroy itself rendering your engine knackered.
This cheaper oil, with 'value molecules' is known in the Chemical Industry as Hydro-Crap Oil .....
So there we have it - the final definative statement from a new Oil salesman
Do ya' trust me? well do ya' punks????????????????
Pete
I'm sure i have read that before...
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post