rsquire

You mean they're NOT!!!

Ripped off by FHI again

Richard

harj

Evertime I go to a specific garage I get the young lads who work there (Boyracers) say "Wicked Man that car is so Wicked" Gets embarrasing when they say it infront on 10 other customers.

Ive been to a cruise where the BRacers in their Nova's say is it faster than a Cossy

Harj...

Adan

I heard that FHI decided against solid gold wheels since these would be too heavy and if you kerbed them they would dent too easily (and of course then you'd have to be out collecting the shavings off the pavement with a dust pan and brush).

Its friday ;-)

barge

Sure is Friday.

My wife got asked when driving the Scooby if it was real ??

I told her she should have said it was a Nova with a body kit on it and a caviler engine !!

Bas

Got a MY98 Terzo with gold wheels.

Scruffy kid came up to me the other day and asks 'Are those wheels solid gold?!?!'

Anyone else had any stupid questions?

Cheers

Bas

SDB

LOL!

The Zohan

Following on from this then - My silver wheels probably are not real silver then. I will take my car into the local jewellers to get confirmation and let you know!

Paul

Gary Foster

Yes last night whilst filling up at the Garage

Is that the fast one ? (Std MY98)

Um Uhh don't know, it kinda depends on what you're comparing it to doesn't it

RichS

barge

"My wife got asked when driving the Scooby if it was real ??"

ROTFLMAO

You've just made my Friday mate! - Surely a classic!


Rich

Carolyn T-S

From a drunken youth in Sainsburys car park.

"Int that wot Prince Naseem drives, I fink it woz the same car he drove into a phone box at 150mph"

Sorry mate - not the same car, I might have noticed the dents !!

munna

is that a real impreza turbo?..or is it a sport with scooby turbo bonnet!!..(couple of cavalier driver's at the traffic light's!!with a scooby bonnet vent on their CAV...

pslewis

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Accident and Emergency doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident in the Impreza, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead!"

Ha Ha Ha !!

Pete

Chris L

Had some classics today:

Checking the oil this morning. Bloke comes past:

'Nice car'
'Thanks'
'Is it a Vauxhall?'
'er.. no its a Subaru'
'oh'
'2.5 litre?'
'No, 2 litre turbo'
'Really? petrol or diesel?'

I could go on....

Chris

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AWD

Petrol or diesel!! Where do they come from?!

Did he ask about whether it had Koni springs?

Jake

Got to have Koni springs

Steve_Yeowart

Marshalling on the Bournemouth winter rally few years ago thus car was parked in stage overheard the following conversation.(parked next to a mates both UK turbos his a five door)

"Hey look theres 2 of those Impreza things"

"yeah cool think they are the fast ones?"

"The one with the big spoiler is yeah"

"Its got a 400bhp V6 under the bonnet."

"wow bet it shifts"

"yeah it does fastest production car in the world"

"Whats the other?"

"Dunno judging by the piddling little exhuasts think thats one of those diesel Jap imports looks like a turbo but the vents fake, couldn't pull the skin of a rice pudding mate"

Blip blip as I open door!!

"hey nice car mate...fast?"

" Thanks yeah not to bad V6 makes a lovely noice not as good as the V8 in my mates though!!!"

confused looks all round as they walk off.

Sorry just had to say it!!!

KevinW

I was stopped in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire once due to a brake light not working! When I got into the T5 the officer asked "what is it?"

Are there really people out there who still don't know by now what an Impreza is?

Dave Bullock

barge
posted 06 October 2000 08:18 AM
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Sure is Friday.
My wife got asked when driving the Scooby if it was real ??

I told her she should have said it was a Nova with a body kit on it and a caviler engine !!
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Would probably be faster than a scoob then !!! Just ask Jason M


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logiclee

Kev W,

Mansfield Police didn't know what you car was is doubly funny as they have three themselves.

Lee