Saturday morning and the car looks in a sorry state with all the crap on the roads at this time of year .
Set to work on cleaning her up and the neighbours start the news paper run . "Morning" say I , "Morning, It will only get mucky again" they reply

Wanna run up kick him in the nutz then poke him in the eye's lol

Every time I wash the car , anybody else get it or is just my anoying community ?

 

I just get the usual "while your at it mines over there"
Leads to the same feeling

 

I dont see my neighbours much, when i do and washing the car i usually get "not another new car" or "you'll wash the paint off that"

Maybe i change cars or wash them too often

 

You wanna hear the comments I get when I polish it in the dark........

It's a white wagon so best time to polish is when it's dark.

"You'll wash the paint off that" is the norm.

Si.

 

Lol..had to laugh at the above. my next door but one neighbour comes out with all the old faves. ''come wash mine after'', ''shame it's gonna get dirty'', ect ect. this was back in the day when i had my rosso red rs turbo fiesta..and started seeing a lass with a white one. out he comes one day and on seeing me wash her car as mine was in my garage he pops up and says '' bloody hell mate..you HaVE washed the paint off !!!''

had me laughing..hes a misserable old git but he was amusing that day.

 

You will make it rain!!

 

Yep I know where your coming from there!! Its just a matter of time till someone says you can do mine while your at it.

 

here here, I get the same, usually "mines next juss", I reply "ill need a chisel to get the crap off yours mate" Soon shuts em up.

 

LOL. I'll use that one myself

 

Didn't realise there were so many comedy genius's people in the world

 

My friend lorraine just moved recently onto a housing development where the houses are stupid money - all her neighbours are barristers, solicitors, doctors and stuff. Lorraine is from North Belfast and you can take the girl out of north belfast and all that.

She was out washing her car on the drive when one of her neighbours asked if she would like to wash their car for £20. Lorraine expressed herself freely indicating that the owner should perhaps wash her own car. Her neighbour thought Lorraine was the cleaner at their house!!!

TT

 

ive heard em all soooooo many times.

most common one is
"what you doing that for itll only get mucky again"
my reply ,so will your underpants but you keep washing them

 

PMSL.

My neighbours don't talk to me, so I'm sorted.

 

washed mine at work again and a guy said to me

its gonna rain later!

then another person came out and said shall we line them up

 

Used to get it all the time.

Given up on caring for the car these days, so I'm never out cleaning it and so no longer have to put up the inane chit chat over nothing in particular.

 

Oh and the old favourite.........

"You've missed a bit!!!"

Hadn't even filled the bucket when that one came my way this morning.

 

Since I worked last weekend and had Monday off and made the mistake off washing the car about 2:30pm just as school finished and got loads of "wikkid mate" and "what is it" which I replied well mate it's a car

 

Ha ha thats the one "You've missed a bit " LOL

 

how many times, {shakes head}

 

Sod the neighbours' inane comments... my wife comes out with the classic "You care more about that car than you do me"!

 

There was a great Top Tip in Viz recently that went along the lines of.....

"Stop your neighbour from amusingly saying "You can wash mine next" when washing your car by hitting your windscreen with a hammer whilst washing your car"

Classic.

 

I've had all of the above together with the classic

"Does it have a dump valve?" Alarmingly, this was from a gentleman who was at least in his mid thirties out walking his dog!!!!

NS04

 

My neighbours normally say something along the lines of -
'F*** me! You're actually washing your car!!'

Followed several hours later by -
'You're still cleaning it!'

It doesn't get cleaned that often, but gets the works when it does!

 

Had the same problem, washed my car when they where coming out of school, only for a group of kids go, "wow nice Evo mate" Me and my mate who was helping me at the time, just looked at each other laughing.

 

My neighbours favorite is, " It's a shame you're not as devoted to your garden"
Everytime I wash mine

 

Now you see . .Mine is slightly more original!They always see me as I wash my car at least once every two weeks, and on one occasion, the next day after washing/waxing a bird (the kind that flies) sh*t on my Scoob . .And this was not a bonnet job, or just the roof . . .This was a proper carpet bomb!

So there I was again with the trusty pressure washer and the neighbours daughter sees me and smiles as to say "there you are again" . .My reply was " Hey . .Its not funny . .A bird just wrecked my car" . . .

Reply . . . -----"Birds are clever . . .They usually go for the shiny ones"