stann01

i got a classic wrx import, two guys at work are continuously trying to find differant cars and buying them to get the "fastest car in the yard"!
today went into work to find one of them has bought a p plate porsch boxter!
its got a 2.5 lump in it, the other guy who is his brother in law a couple of weeks ago or so bought a bmw m3 lookalike, also with a 2.5 lump.
saw the chap with the beemer and he said he gave his brother in law a run down the duel carraigeway and kept up with the boxter!!
the boxter owner wants to give me a run too, what do you think, i think i shant bother coz the guy with the boxter is useing his old tax disc out of his other car (a golf) in the boxter!!

SAYS IT ALL!!!!!!

Scooby-doo97

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Gran Turismo 4 may help

EVOLUTION

shop him, i dont see why i and the rest of the law abiding citizens should have to pay and he doesnt, does he have insurance, statistics show theres a70% chance he doesnt...

tell him to go buy a real porsche, not a poverty modle lol, there slow anyway

Modo

agreed he has bought a poor mans porche, have him...

scoobynut555

I just call them boxter's myself feel tying them to the name Porsche is an insult.

dpb

If he likes the hairdresser image.............

NotoriousREV

And you're all full of ****. They're beautifully balanced, handle extremely well, are fun to drive and are quick enough for most situations. Poor mans Porsche, my ****. Porsche has always made "non-911's" from the 914, 924, 944 etc. Drive one and you'll be suprised, I was.

EVOLUTION

erm, i have driven one, and im standing by my statement, personly, i think the boxter lowers the name, but then we are all entitled to out say.

fromage au pantalon

your right....its still a porsche ,all be it the cheaper version of what is a great car.even this model costs more that a top of the range sti so to say its a poor mans car is a little silly.

on the tax disc front grass the git up....after you have kicked his **** of course

EVOLUTION

no one said it was a poor mans car, read the post correctly if your going to argue with a comment that was said in jest....


As for being more expensive than an STI, your correct, just because it costs more, doesnt make it better. Have you never been ripped off in your life, sounds like not, clearly you dont own a boxter...
still PMSL


John

tarmac terror

iTrader: (2)

Take him on, in a "Fast and the furious" style duel.

You win you get his car, he wins he gets your car. Pick a nice wet day and some nice twisty sections. Its in the bag - sounds like he'd be too dumb to realise the odds were against him!

TT

EVOLUTION

True, but then he would rape in in most kinds of races i would think, straight line, track, slightly unsure about the top end, but then he would need a considerably higher one than mine just to catch him, let alone get past,
i think he realised that hes taken something and blown it slightly out of hand here...

Where all petrolheads hear, just a bit of light hearted comments thats all, so pick up the toy and put it back in the pram kids.....


John

noobscoob

Albeit slower than the scooby..pisses me off the way people moan on about how the boxster isnt a real porsche.
. porsche and ferrari are 2 of the most respected names in motoring history. so what..its a tame version of the now beast like 911. the porsche 911 was originally a nice drivers roadster with sporting qualities not some 200 mph turbo charged nutter mobile that it is today and the boxster has encaptured that.

as for your little race...yes hes a *** for having a fake tax disk in and he obviously has spent every penny on his porker and left non for petrol tax and insurance. but you would both be **** to race to find out what is faster and jepardise your lives and licences to earn bragging rights in ''the yard''.

EVOLUTION

no one is moaning FFS, i think you should find something a little more constructive to do with your sunday mornings. Reading into light hearted banter smacks of a hectic and fraught lifestyle...

Chill out mate