eat this mr.bmw M3!
07 August 2005, 04:24 PM
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eat this mr.bmw M3!
having a nice sunday afternoon drive earlier down the A5 towards lutterworth from hinckley,looks in my rearview and sees an M3 up my *** then starts indicating to floor it past me,i put my foot down in my pretty much standard wrx ra,and see you later pal
you could see him trying to keep up aswell,i even eased off a bit to let him catch up,i bet he felt an ***
one more victory for the scooby
you could see him trying to keep up aswell,i even eased off a bit to let him catch up,i bet he felt an *** one more victory for the scooby
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07 August 2005, 05:06 PM
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Maybe he didnt want the stone chips you were gathering up to hit his new shiny bonnet 
Allegedly he's off at the moment looking for some protection film for it then he's coming looking for you
Just what i heard
Allegedly he's off at the moment looking for some protection film for it then he's coming looking for you
Just what i heard
07 August 2005, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Varboy
you probably caught him napping, well done anyway
an M3 up my *** then starts indicating to floor it past me
Anyway, I call bull****. I mean, since when did a BMW 3 series have indicators?
07 August 2005, 05:42 PM
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Thought this is amusing says it all
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
07 August 2005, 05:52 PM
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I might have wet myself 
Originally Posted by starship impreza
Thought this is amusing says it all
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
07 August 2005, 06:38 PM
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wern"t 100% it was an m3 but it sure looked like one to me.it was def a big beamer.if it were bull**** pal i wouldn"t have bothered posting it
Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Hmm, not sure he was napping.
Anyway, I call bull****. I mean, since when did a BMW 3 series have indicators?
Anyway, I call bull****. I mean, since when did a BMW 3 series have indicators?
07 August 2005, 06:39 PM
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Quality 
Originally Posted by starship impreza
Thought this is amusing says it all
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
about the majority of BMW drivers but not all
The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways,which was very busy with inferior cars.First off,I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn’t slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road ! I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars In order to get onto my motorway.(The driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise) Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane.Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me .I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph.Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way .Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him,he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him , he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew-that my car goes fast ! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it .(they’re not free either they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3) but the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW ,it wont be much longer before I earn the full 12 points ,and then I wont even need a driving licence , so it would be taken off me ! See now that’s the sort of respect you get when you drive a BMW
07 August 2005, 07:48 PM
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Very funny thread.
I just sold my Scoob for a shiny new BMW 330 coupe...and now I may have to bin it as it might be a whole second slower to 60
Also remember that most normal cars, (and I love the fact the Impreza is not at all normal), don't even notice half the races they have apparently been in with evos and scoobs.
I just sold my Scoob for a shiny new BMW 330 coupe...and now I may have to bin it as it might be a whole second slower to 60
Also remember that most normal cars, (and I love the fact the Impreza is not at all normal), don't even notice half the races they have apparently been in with evos and scoobs.
07 August 2005, 08:19 PM
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So he indicated to overtake and you accelerated to show him who was boss. Woooooooow how clever.
Best get onto BMW forum and read the thread which will undoubtably say ''what the xxxx is the matter with Subaru drivers? I go to overtake one and he floors it so as not to let me''.
No wonder we are getting a seriously bad name ....
Gary
Best get onto BMW forum and read the thread which will undoubtably say ''what the xxxx is the matter with Subaru drivers? I go to overtake one and he floors it so as not to let me''.
No wonder we are getting a seriously bad name ....
Gary
07 August 2005, 10:13 PM
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[QUOTE=jazzasti]wern"t 100% it was an m3 but it sure looked like one to me.it was def a big beamer ???
U sure it was not a 323 coupe ??? Non M BMW's are not really quick but a more a compromise on refinment, a mix for everyone, etc.
P.S I live near hinkley. Maybe we should take a run side by side from 40 to 150 and see who is first and then put the post up here !!
I think everyone on the post would then agree that u did race an M Car.
U sure it was not a 323 coupe ??? Non M BMW's are not really quick but a more a compromise on refinment, a mix for everyone, etc.
P.S I live near hinkley. Maybe we should take a run side by side from 40 to 150 and see who is first and then put the post up here !!
I think everyone on the post would then agree that u did race an M Car.
07 August 2005, 10:48 PM
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HIGHWAY-FACKING-CODE
I hope you don't pull that barstard trick when I'm coming the other way with my family in the car.
I hope you don't pull that barstard trick when I'm coming the other way with my family in the car.
07 August 2005, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jazzasti
i bet he felt an *** one more victory for the scooby
one more victory for the scooby
07 August 2005, 11:46 PM
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What do you guys all do with your cars? I mean, you obviously never drive them in an 'enthusiastic' manner.
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
08 August 2005, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
What do you guys all do with your cars? I mean, you obviously never drive them in an 'enthusiastic' manner.
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
08 August 2005, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
What do you guys all do with your cars? I mean, you obviously never drive them in an 'enthusiastic' manner.
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
08 August 2005, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
What do you guys all do with your cars? I mean, you obviously never drive them in an 'enthusiastic' manner.
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
Come on guys, so the guy had a play with another performance car, and won. It's all well and good preaching from behind your keyboards, but the majority of people on here make it sound as if the impreza was designed to do the weekly shop and thats it.
I didn't spend my hard earned on something to polish and look at!
08 August 2005, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
Yeah but was the M3 playing or just trying to overtake? The thread starter said he saw the M3 pull out to pass so he nailed it.....greeeeeeeeeeat