cookstar

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Pulled up outside works local kebab shop, lack of parking and my laziness forced me to pull up on the pavement right outside the shop window.

I placed order for food and whislt waiting i was admiring my own car, as you do, due to it being polished this morning.

Kebab Man "Nice Car Mate"
Me "Thanks"
Kebab Man "Forrd Mondeeeo Yees"

Me "Speechless"


Dont like kebabs anymore.

Ridge Racer

liar

cookstar

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What the kebabs bit or the mondeo bit, cos if its the kebabs i shall find out about 23:15 tonight.

FirebirdUK

You've got to wait 6 hours for the kebab to be ready?

Must be a rubbish place or a very large kebab

cookstar

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What i meant was..

Leave work at 9pm arrive pub 9.15pm, then leave pub 6/7 pints later at 11.15, want nothing more than kebab.

Will i be strong enough to keep sulking and not have a donar?

Doubt it!

flatty_scooby

if you only have a kebab after 6 or 7 pints how come ya had the scoob outside? not drink drivein i hope!!!

haha!

cookstar

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Oh dear people seem to have missed the point here




Let me explain

Step 1 Get in car (Sober), to drive to the dreaded work
Step 2 Get out car and enter kebab shop(see above for details)
Step 3 Go to work....
Step 4 Leave work and WALK to pub near work with pals
Step 5 Leave pub(Maybe/maybe not) get kebab
Step 6 Get cab/lift home
Step 7 Regret going to pub and get bus to work next day.

Geddit????

p1doc

you ate a kebab sober!!
martin

cookstar

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Cookstar is speechless for the second time today!!

FirebirdUK

Keep up Martin!

The kebab man like cookstars mondeo

Cookstar likes the kebab man (drunk or not)

Hehe - and it takes the kebab man 6 hours to give it to cookstar...

I can't resist winding people up (if you had't noticed)

cookstar

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but also

Tiny

No Kebabs down the Lodge on Thursday

Food is great though

jasonius

iTrader: (1)

So who looks like a kabab..?
I've never seem a kebab shaped like a mondeo..? Seen a few mondeo's shaped like kebabs..!

Jason

scarey

I'm more shocked he'll leave his scoob overnight outside a kebab shop!!

cookstar

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Sorry

STEP 2.5 Get in car and drive rest of way to work, and buzz into secure car park.

Any other questions/queries/confusions regarding my kebab ordeal, just ask

FirebirdUK

I've got a question....

Did you get one off kebab man last night then?

cookstar

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Nope, left pub bit early last night, didnt drink as was giving a couple of people a lift home.

So no, no kebab and no, no kebab mans "special sauce" either.

Oh well

scooby-si

pmsl