Just what were these young ratbags doing around my car?? they were there for around 5 minutes staring at the engine.....couldnt this one slip me by.....this was snapped at alton.

So what are they saying do you reckon?



I think mildred was explaining the finer points of turbocharging to Bert whilst out shopping for kippers.

Neil.

 

i reckon bert was saying
which one of you two wrinkly old bags fancies being shafted over the bonnet of my imprezza?

 

Mildred "i though it was a WR1's till he opened the Bonnet"

Bert "Hell your good, there's not many that can spot the difference"

Mildred "Does that mean Is the shafting over the bonnet still on"

 

Exactly, we both know mines better

No offense to WR1 owners before anyone starts! Great car!

By the way....why do they use a greyscale picture on the subaru website of the WR1? it makes people think they are silver.......

 

You have a fast car, do you want two fast women?....young man!...oh young man

 

I reckon shes saying

"which would win evo or scoob"

:P

 

Ooh the sound of that boxer makes me wet!! Take me big boy!!

 

''Right now whose got the jump leads???''

 

"I need a new coil pack"

 

"I once saw one of these in a lake".

 

"No busses for Ages then two turn up at once and one of them breaks down - typical - What's this Country coming to"

 

"Bert - you fire it up & I'll rub against it - it's loads better than my old Hotpoint on fast spin"

 

" 'ere Ida, stick your head in there, I'll slam the bonnet then we can get on to Claims Direct faster than a Scooby corners"

 

"Dont look now, but i think the guy with the camera has rumbled us tryin to hotwire his scoob"

 

'My lightly modded clio is faster than this bag of SH1TE'
'I'll show you the video while we have a brew and suck on a crumpet'

 

rofpmsl

 

Alf if you don't put that back in your trousers that nice young man with the camera will have a photo of your d*ck on Channel 4 tonight.

 

Ethel just had to show Ida and Harold her new strut brace. Sadly Ida thought a strut brace would make her walk more upright.

........................ Harold became disillusioned when he found out what Ethel really meant about making it stiffer

 

Silver Scoob is saying to black Scoob...

"When they told me I'd attract women...... this is not what I had in mind"

J.

 

 

Oh Ethel, Look, Kids these days , somebodys only gone & glued them together & look under here, looks like they have emptied a trash bin, Tut Tut, Not like in our day

Dean

 

Pete Lewis's daughters finally succumb to his incessant nagging in making them find out all they could about the new Subaru Impreza

 

Hillda:.." How does he see where he is going ? "

Bert:..{ pointing } " Its something to do with that periscope thingie on the bonnet."

Hilda:.." Oh yes, silly me....... "

 

"I told you these JD Power Surveys were a load of old rubbish"

 

"Scooby magazine fulfilled their promise to subscribers that scantily clad girlies would not be shown adorning any pics of the scoobs they show!"

 

Despite Berts lightning reflexes by the time the bonnet was open little "FooFoo" was gone forever.......

Ade

 

OOoohh at last a car that matches our hair - WRBlue rinse

 

"Look he's only got the standard down pipe and air filter, that huge back box is pointless!"

 

In Beige "oh betty what are you doing with your arm?"
In Blue "Ive lost something in the vercinity of your big old wrinkly ****"
In beige "You are persistant, you know you dont have to flavour crisps, you can buy real kippers down the road"

 

Doris, I say, that ever-so nice man from the beauty parlor's cars broken down... have we to push i'd hate from him to break his nails...!