Your longest pointless journey
Hi Everybody!
Anyone who has been on here long enough will have heard the tale about going 5 miles out of our way just to buy a bottle of milk, or a paper, when the shop is on the other side of the street from where you live, just because we like driving our cars.
I was wondering, what is the longest unnecessary journey anyone has made. And what was the weak excuse you used to justify it.
To start the ball roling. I took an already somewhat roundabout route to the unlucky fried kitten in Bracknell on saturday only to find they had run out of kitten. For no particularly good reason I went to the one in Camberley.
Round trip about 30 miles and I wasn't even that hungry!
Anyone who has been on here long enough will have heard the tale about going 5 miles out of our way just to buy a bottle of milk, or a paper, when the shop is on the other side of the street from where you live, just because we like driving our cars.

I was wondering, what is the longest unnecessary journey anyone has made. And what was the weak excuse you used to justify it.
To start the ball roling. I took an already somewhat roundabout route to the unlucky fried kitten in Bracknell on saturday only to find they had run out of kitten. For no particularly good reason I went to the one in Camberley.
Round trip about 30 miles and I wasn't even that hungry!
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drove all the way round Wales to get home after missing the ferry to Ireland from Fishguard...
My House to Fishguard = 40 miles
Fishguard to My House = 420 miles
cost me £70 in fuel and £60 worth of front tyres...
All good fun. Not in a scoob though, but a fiesta!
My House to Fishguard = 40 miles
Fishguard to My House = 420 miles
cost me £70 in fuel and £60 worth of front tyres...

All good fun. Not in a scoob though, but a fiesta!
Lol at owbob - how long was it before you realised you can't drive to Ireland 
dnb thats a nasty tremor you got in your mouse clicky finger m8
nimbus - I think it was because he booked the car in for its 1k service the day after he collected it. But I don't remember where he went... please post link if you can find it.

dnb thats a nasty tremor you got in your mouse clicky finger m8
nimbus - I think it was because he booked the car in for its 1k service the day after he collected it. But I don't remember where he went... please post link if you can find it.
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I received notification of a training course to be held in Cumbria.
I set off on the Sunday night from Brighton. Drove to my course and was informed that my secretary had got the dates wrong and I was in fact due there the following week!
Turned back round and drove home- total mileage 580 ish. Then claimed for 10hrs overtime on a Sunday, plus mileage.
I set off on the Sunday night from Brighton. Drove to my course and was informed that my secretary had got the dates wrong and I was in fact due there the following week!
Turned back round and drove home- total mileage 580 ish. Then claimed for 10hrs overtime on a Sunday, plus mileage.
One summer I drove from Leicester to Sheffield with some friends... got bored and decided to visit the coast... so we drove to Portsmouth! can't remember how many miles that is, but its a good few! totally pointless but was a good laugh!
Got bored one day over the christmas break, was sat at home and wondering what to do. Ending jumping in my car and driving to Scotland and back from Lincolnshire, in pretty much one go. 620 miles, empty roads for most of the journey, quite relaxing. Drove up the A1 to Scotch corner, across the A66 and up the M6 into Scotland. Got pretty much to Glasgow and then came back. Cost about £50, and kept me amused for 8 hours....
i remember the story of the guy running his car in. he did something like 1500 miles up to scotland around all the mountains in terrential snow and rain and then went home
all in 24 hours or something!!!!!
gav..
all in 24 hours or something!!!!!gav..
Ours was ging to ATM Motorsport in kent or werever the **** it was to buy a "Complete Aircon System" like nadgers was it they assured me that it was the full kit "Pha"[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] what about the dash switch and the internal matrix and the relays need I go what an absolute waste of space, advertising somthing then tell the buyer it's all there and it aint 
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Two of my friends drove to Manchester from Swindon (Wilts) to buy a Cream (the club, not the colour) jacket. Only to find the shop shut, they bought a kebab each then drove home - round trip of about 350miles.
ah, my old running in a sport thread. 
Another rather bizzare trip i did was to drive the 600 miles to the nurburgring, drive all day on track, then drive 500 miles back to go to MIRA for the sideways world record, then 100 miles home, in a Westfield! all non stop except for about 4 hours sleep.
Red Bull should sponsor me.

Another rather bizzare trip i did was to drive the 600 miles to the nurburgring, drive all day on track, then drive 500 miles back to go to MIRA for the sideways world record, then 100 miles home, in a Westfield! all non stop except for about 4 hours sleep.
Red Bull should sponsor me.
not long after i passed my test, i was bored and had nothing todo so me and the girlfriend deceided to go out for a little drive and went from newcastle
to edinborough??!!?
we got there, looked for sumbody in a kilt (didnt see anybody), shouted out "im a englishman" bought a bar of choclate, went round the 1 way system (and got lost in it) and drove back
now that is pointless
to edinborough??!!?
we got there, looked for sumbody in a kilt (didnt see anybody), shouted out "im a englishman" bought a bar of choclate, went round the 1 way system (and got lost in it) and drove back
now that is pointless




