a trucker and a scooby driver
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One day a trucker walks into a bar.
While entering he murmurs to himself : bloody Scooby driver, bloody Scooby driver !
And after saying this he spits on the floor.
He sits down on a table, the waiter comes over and he says: A bag of crisps and a beer,
bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
The waiter just raises his browns and notes the order.
While the man waits for his crisps and drink, he says again: bloody Scooby driver!
and spits fiercly on the floor.
This goes on and on and every bloody Scooby driver! is followed by him spitting on the floor.
The guests in the bar already become restless, as the waiter comes over to the man.
He says to him : please, refrain from the " bloody Scooby driver and the spitting around, you gonna chase away my customers !
The man again : bloody Scooby driver, I cant help myself * spit * !
The waiter : Why is that then ?
The man : Well, listen and Ill tell you, bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
This morning I am driving along the motorway in my 7.5 ton truck when i come into a spin, I slide into a ditch and get stuck, absolutely no chance of coming out bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
At this moment this bloody Scooby driver pulled up and asked me if he could help me with his bloody Scooby by pulling me out !
I said to him : If you can do that Ill give you a ******* and swallow the lot !
bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
While entering he murmurs to himself : bloody Scooby driver, bloody Scooby driver !
And after saying this he spits on the floor.
He sits down on a table, the waiter comes over and he says: A bag of crisps and a beer,
bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
The waiter just raises his browns and notes the order.
While the man waits for his crisps and drink, he says again: bloody Scooby driver!
and spits fiercly on the floor.
This goes on and on and every bloody Scooby driver! is followed by him spitting on the floor.
The guests in the bar already become restless, as the waiter comes over to the man.
He says to him : please, refrain from the " bloody Scooby driver and the spitting around, you gonna chase away my customers !
The man again : bloody Scooby driver, I cant help myself * spit * !
The waiter : Why is that then ?
The man : Well, listen and Ill tell you, bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
This morning I am driving along the motorway in my 7.5 ton truck when i come into a spin, I slide into a ditch and get stuck, absolutely no chance of coming out bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
At this moment this bloody Scooby driver pulled up and asked me if he could help me with his bloody Scooby by pulling me out !
I said to him : If you can do that Ill give you a ******* and swallow the lot !
bloody Scooby driver * spit * !
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