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Old 15 May 2003, 10:15 PM
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One day a trucker walks into a bar.
While entering he murmurs to himself : “ bloody Scooby driver, bloody Scooby driver ! “
And after saying this he spits on the floor.
He sits down on a table, the waiter comes over and he says: “ A bag of crisps and a beer,
bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “
The waiter just raises his browns and notes the order.
While the man waits for his crisps and drink, he says again: “ bloody Scooby driver! “
and spits fiercly on the floor.
This goes on and on and every “bloody Scooby driver! “ is followed by him spitting on the floor.
The guests in the bar already become restless, as the waiter comes over to the man.
He says to him : “please, refrain from the " bloody Scooby driver “ and the spitting around, you gonna chase away my customers ! “

The man again : “ bloody Scooby driver, I can’t help myself * spit * ! ”

The waiter : “ Why is that then ? “

The man : “ Well, listen and I’ll tell you, bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “

This morning I am driving along the motorway in my 7.5 ton truck when i come into a spin, I slide into a ditch and get stuck, absolutely no chance of coming out “ bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “
At this moment this bloody Scooby driver pulled up and asked me if he could help me with his bloody Scooby by pulling me out !
I said to him : “ If you can do that I’ll give you a ******* and swallow the lot ! “
“ bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! ”
Old 16 May 2003, 11:33 AM
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Old 16 May 2003, 12:47 PM
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Old 16 May 2003, 05:07 PM
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Old 16 May 2003, 05:45 PM
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makes a change from being cut up by a HGV
Old 16 May 2003, 07:20 PM
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Now,now less of that,were not all bad
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