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Old 21 April 2003, 07:32 PM
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Hi all,

My car is trying to kill me. Every time - EVERY TIME - I get out, I get fried, regardless of what I'm wearing, the weather or who's watching. If I hold the door when I get out - ZAP! If the little black window guide thingy get a sniff of my Tricep - ZAP! If I put my foot down the sills ZAPs my calf, I've even be Zapped through the steering wheel (so we're talking a pretty hefty charge). The few time I have managed to get out unscathed the bar-steward back door gets me when I put the key in it!

The car has leather, but so did my last car and I never got one belt! It's got to be an electrical fault, any ideas or similar tails with solutions?

Cheers,

PS: Your search engine is chaud.

[Edited by V45DSM - 4/21/2003 7:33:05 PM]
Old 21 April 2003, 07:40 PM
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For me, I worked out it was the type of underwear I wore

Try it commando
Old 21 April 2003, 07:43 PM
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Is your car named Christine by any chance ??
Old 21 April 2003, 07:49 PM
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When you take the key from the ignition, hold the metal of the key quite tight, now as you get out touch the key on a bare screw or the door slam. The charge will pass through you and out through the key. It won't stop you getting charged up but you won't feel the zap of the spark as you discharge.
Old 21 April 2003, 07:51 PM
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This has been well and truly discussed here in the last couple of weeks. Saves everyone typing the same thing all over again.
Old 21 April 2003, 08:01 PM
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HHxx,

I don't wipe my **** well enough to go commando.

Pogue,

Who's Christine?

Beauregard,

Am I discharging through the car or is the car discharging through me?

Wyemark,

You're a laugh eh?

[Edited by V45DSM - 4/21/2003 8:02:56 PM]
Old 21 April 2003, 09:53 PM
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I know.. maybe.. get a tyre manufacturer to make u some 'conductive' tyres...;-) like they make 4 planes...

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Old 21 April 2003, 10:32 PM
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This seems to be coming up on all the different car forums at the moment.

The only thing that concerns me about it is what happens if it sparks when you have a fuel filler in your hand !!

Andy
Old 21 April 2003, 10:52 PM
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Change your shoes. I ditched a new pair of trainers because of this problem. Hasn't bothered me scince.
Old 21 April 2003, 11:05 PM
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Take it you don't read Steven King books then - Christine is about a car possesed
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You've never seen the film "Christine" ??
Old 21 April 2003, 11:59 PM
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I got them om me old classic, And now getting them from me new 03 wrx, IT pis**s me off.
Somtimes i can get a real belt off it, Its got be so wound up i make sure i get a shock before pumping in the gas, Just incase i wipe out the garage (LOL)

CHRIS
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