imatrukahs

I am new here but who gives a $hit.
I have a 310ish bhp cossie,now give me your opinions on whether yours is quicker standard or slightly modded.
For the record i love the EVO's,but how quick are they?
Be truthful cause you know cossie's can beat the japanese even though they are centuries old!
No war,just curious.

jon44w

Boring.

My lawn mowers faster than your lawn mower. I can cut my grass in 20 minutes.

My electric razors faster than your electric razor. I can shave in 8.4 seconds @ 174 mph.

Enjoy your car for what it is. Who gives a toss about which is faster.

Fosters

Quicker, schmicker, who cares.

My scoob doesn't have as high a bhp as your cossie, but driven by Mr Burns he'd kick your ar$e big time.

Go to a track meet and see for yourself.

imatrukahs

Hey jon mate,no offence,but this is for the "boy racers"among us,nowt wrong with healthy competition,just ask Bin Laarden!

Spudgun GTR

is this the same imatrukahs who p155es everyone off on the RS site?

davyboy

It might not go as good (in a straight line) but with a full scooby sport system it sounds soooooooooo good.

bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob !!!!

You know you want one!!

CraigH

LOL.

Err yes, I think it is.....

mbc

I am new here too but who gives a $hit.
I have a 75ish bhp micra,now give me your opinions on whether yours is quicker standard or slightly modded.
For the record i love the EVO's+cossies too,but how quick are they?
But can i ask WHY ARE YOU A **** Be truthful cause you know you are

No war,just curious.

Kevin Groat

Craig, reckon he is the same bloke - his 1st post looks pretty damn typical. If he is the same bloke stand by for some fireworks folks - it's worth reading some of the posts he's been involved with on the RS board.

CHRIS_D

to be truthfull, i drive a subaru impreza and thats a quality car.....now a cossie, thats just a dolled up ford sierra or maybe an escort isnt it?????
who cares whose is faster or how many furry dice youve got, get a life

Steve Perriam

oh god not another boring idiot 'mine is faster than yours noob'

webby the new software needs a 'ban' button to allow us to vote to ban such people and topics.

are you sure you should not have a user name of'imadickhead' ?

go away unless u have an intelligent post to make.

Spudgun GTR

cant someone from the rs site drag him back there? is this the ultimate cossie revenge? ford think.."um, theyve got the cossie killer,how do we get our own back? i know, send 'em imatrukahs"

imatrukahs

Thanks for that very warm i am old so i only drive fast if weather allows welcome!
I have all the IMAdick responses you could imagine,but y'all cant fade me.
My starter topic is a genuine one,i just wanted to know if you scooby/evo owners feel the same as most cossie owners.
I am sorry if the age is 50's+,but i am 31 so i am young and vibrant!!!!

jon44w

Imatrukas, my car will do the quarter in 13/14 seconds, but down the pub it will do it in 10 seconds and thats in reverse!

There is so much poo spouted and everyone is soooo sick of lies we all just go to santa pod/track days to witness the truth for ourselves.

jonny

Steve Perriam

we getting so bored of noob idiots who come in with 1 post and spout utter crap like yours m8.

genuine one ! wot a laff. total to55er topic like we seem to be plagued with recently

so wot, u r 31. u r boring. go away with your pointless topic. maybe the evo board will welcome u.

bore the nova board, maybe those 17 yr olds iwll be impressed.

we aint. we have scoobs. we like scoobs.

we dont need another to55er post like this on scoobynet.

imatrukahs

Jon mate,i aint no bull$hitter,my car can do 21sec standing mile!(joke).I dont deny the jap stuff handles way better than the old cossie,but dont it make you sick a so someone said "dulled up sierra or escort"can whoop most evo's and scoob's????
No war just truth.

BIGRS

hi ima,you get around.no wonder there getting touchy you come on this board as a owner of a far superior car and they feel threatened,why cant they answer the question,are they embarressed? 3drrsmark

imatrukahs

Steve Perriam.....arent we all fast car owners/lovers????Respect to you,your one of them,so am i,so lets all get along,my topic is what interests me.So bow down and answer without contempt.

Steve Perriam

oh no 2 *****rs in one nite.

Steve Perriam

if u really want to get along..............

dont go posting $hit like this.

read a few threads first and dont go posting crap like this within 2 mins of joining.

bow down..........god go back to school.

surely its not half term yet is it ??????

fast bloke

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Jon - Be careful. I think they must be watering your beer. Mine does it in 8 flat backwards with the handbrake on down the pub.

imatrukahs

Hey "Steve" what's $hit to you is another mans gold.
You got yourself an attitude problem there boy,is this what i can expect fron so called car lovers.
You say i am childish with comments like that!
No war,just seeing it as it is.

bluey

hello ima

to the rest of you lot make that 3 cossie's
regards
tony

Mike Rainbird

Pete,
Aimed at me or Ima?

DrEvil

perhaps the newbies should look at dyno.scoobynet.co.uk for benchmarks.

And then perhaps the peeps that like SantaPod days could do a show down.

I have no doubt a lot of Cosworth's are faster than my scooby straight line.

Alex

CraigH

I can confirm after being passenger in Mikes car (and surviving :eek , it does in fact handle pretty well.

On fast A roads I don't think a Scoob would cope - B roads it's the opposite.

Mike Rainbird

Craig,
I concur, but that is because I have set the car up as a track tool and so the suspension is compromised on bumpy roads. So B-roads are definitely not what a big power Cossie is all about. For a start, it's yawning until the speeds get into three figures and with enough power to wheelspin at 115-125mph in third gear in a completely straight line in the wet . Also in the dry the slightest bump will light the tyres up if the throttle is on the floor and there is any amount of lock applied. The resultant spin on a narrow country lane is something I would NEVER wish to experience.

Also due to the tall gearing and big turbo, the off-boost driving is absolutely pants. But plans are afoot to change all that . Watch this space...
Best regards
Mike R

Pete_UK99

Mike my reply was meant for the tw*t who started this thread. Although I can see how you thought it was meant for you. Total respect to you, your car sounds the dogs. But your not the one who seems to think that speed is everything, well then again 190mph I'm not saying that people are shallow if all they want is a really fast car, if I didn't want that I would have bought a Micra. but why is it that some people think that speed is all it takes to be the best car. I know you're not one of these by the way.


edited because I done my eeks! wrong.


[This message has been edited by Pete_UK99 (edited 12 October 2001).]

jon44w

Steve Perriam: Imatrukahs cant be on mid term holiday because then theres no way he would remember what a cossie was

He must be at least 70 years old to have remember the cossie heheh

Long live the capri and the hillman imp

Robertio

iTrader: (1)

Ima, sorry to hear you were banned from the rs site, I quite enjoyed reading some of your topics