Scooby quotes from your mum........
23 November 2002, 11:48 PM
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Classic one the other day....
"Your new car (my00 wagon) looks really good...... ... why do you have to leave my stomach behind when you drive me about in it?"
Anyone else have a quote from their mum/dad/older aunt/uncle....??
[Edited by Steve Williams - 11/23/2002 11:49:45 PM]
"Your new car (my00 wagon) looks really good...... ... why do you have to leave my stomach behind when you drive me about in it?"
Anyone else have a quote from their mum/dad/older aunt/uncle....??
[Edited by Steve Williams - 11/23/2002 11:49:45 PM]
23 November 2002, 11:52 PM
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LOL !!
Wicked !!
My mom wont even sit in my car through fear of me killin her !!
(Not through my driving, but throttling her with all her moaning"
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Wicked !!
My mom wont even sit in my car through fear of me killin her !!
(Not through my driving, but throttling her with all her moaning"
Stealth20v
24 November 2002, 12:09 AM
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MUM
" I could hear you a mile away, why does it sound like a truck "
full de-cat
and she think it sounds like a truck
GIRLFRIEND
" If my car made this noise I'd take it to a garage"
Craig.
" I could hear you a mile away, why does it sound like a truck "
full de-cat
and she think it sounds like a truckGIRLFRIEND
" If my car made this noise I'd take it to a garage"
Craig.
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24 November 2002, 12:28 AM
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Missus today after we saw Craft leaving town and heading off home (with his new mirror 
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"Bloody hell, why is it so loud and rumbly" to which I then started saying how much I want a Scoob with big exhaust now.
)"Bloody hell, why is it so loud and rumbly" to which I then started saying how much I want a Scoob with big exhaust now.
24 November 2002, 01:05 AM
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"It sounds like a motor bike is stuck to your rear bumper" Full SS exhaust.
"Why do you have to keep booting it" On boost.
"Slow down" On boost in second
"Goggles - check, scarf - check, anti g suit - check" My dad b4 he goes in the car with me.
"Why do you have to keep booting it" On boost.
"Slow down" On boost in second
"Goggles - check, scarf - check, anti g suit - check" My dad b4 he goes in the car with me.
24 November 2002, 01:12 AM
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My mum on my Daihatsu Charade Turbo(Tuned to 135bhp) after she drove it:
'Why my car isn't as fast as this?'
My Girlfriend on my Audi Coupe Quattro after she heard the new BIG bore exhaust:
'When i'll get a car, i want an exhaust like this'
OH MY GOD, what have i done??? I created a monster!!
'Why my car isn't as fast as this?'
My Girlfriend on my Audi Coupe Quattro after she heard the new BIG bore exhaust:
'When i'll get a car, i want an exhaust like this'
OH MY GOD, what have i done??? I created a monster!!
24 November 2002, 01:20 AM
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Mum: "Are you gonna take me to Safeway in your new car"
Me: "Yeah no probs"
Mum: "My 2.4 litre spacewagon is pretty nippy"
Me: "How about we go the backway?"
Mum (as I boot it in 2nd then 3rd): "Aaaaaaahhhh - stop the car please".
Me: "Dont be soft" as I concentrate on the road in front
Mum: "Im bloody serious stop the car now Im gonna be sick"
Me: "Erm ok" as I glance over to see shes actually crying. I then proceed to coast all the way to Safeway at 40mph.
Mum: "Are you gonna drive slow on the way home or shall I call dad to come and pick me up??"
Never laughed so hard in my life! Lucky I didnt get the P1 I reckon!
Simon.
Me: "Yeah no probs"
Mum: "My 2.4 litre spacewagon is pretty nippy"
Me: "How about we go the backway?"
Mum (as I boot it in 2nd then 3rd): "Aaaaaaahhhh - stop the car please".
Me: "Dont be soft" as I concentrate on the road in front
Mum: "Im bloody serious stop the car now Im gonna be sick"
Me: "Erm ok" as I glance over to see shes actually crying. I then proceed to coast all the way to Safeway at 40mph.
Mum: "Are you gonna drive slow on the way home or shall I call dad to come and pick me up??"
Never laughed so hard in my life! Lucky I didnt get the P1 I reckon!
Simon.
24 November 2002, 08:14 AM
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Commenting on either of the Scoobs I've owned - both with subtle exhaust systems 
- " I heard the beast coming half way down the road again "
Chris
- " I heard the beast coming half way down the road again " Chris
24 November 2002, 11:49 AM
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Quotes from my girlfriend:
"There's a supra, catch him up and race it!"
"That sounds awesome"
"Buy a dump valve"
"Look over there at that muppet corsa, ha ha ha!"
I suppose its better than, "why you spending all this money on your car...nag...nag....nag!"
"There's a supra, catch him up and race it!"
"That sounds awesome"
"Buy a dump valve"
"Look over there at that muppet corsa, ha ha ha!"
I suppose its better than, "why you spending all this money on your car...nag...nag....nag!"
24 November 2002, 01:23 PM
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My mum drove my Scoob within the first few weeks of me getting it. She liked it before I managed to persuade her not to change up at 3000 revs, but once I got her redlining it, all she could say was, "WOW!".
My dad, on the other hand, doesn't understand at all. For him a car is something to get from A to B in. He can't see why I'd spend so much money buying or running a car.
My dad, on the other hand, doesn't understand at all. For him a car is something to get from A to B in. He can't see why I'd spend so much money buying or running a car.
24 November 2002, 01:51 PM
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Mum: " I could hear you through the double glazing!"
Me:
Mum: "Can you stop doing that now?" (me on boost)
Mum: "Have you got that illegal exhaust yet?" (after full-decat)
Mum: "It took you *how* long to get here?!" (Southampton - Maidstone in..er..quite quick)
Brother: "So I'll get mine in a couple of months..."
...Mum loves the car really
Jen
Me:
Mum: "Can you stop doing that now?" (me on boost
)Mum: "Have you got that illegal exhaust yet?" (after full-decat)
Mum: "It took you *how* long to get here?!" (Southampton - Maidstone in..er..quite quick
)Brother: "So I'll get mine in a couple of months..."
...Mum loves the car really
Jen
