A map to make sure I don't end up anywhere near Bolton

And a modded Nova for when I really can't avoid trips past Watford, so I just get massiiieeeeve reeeespeeeeeect!

[Edited by Catalunya 051 - 10/7/2002 5:26:26 PM]

 

A nice Ali baseball bat, Oh and ball for the hitting round the park for the dog

[Edited by wah - 10/8/2002 1:12:29 AM]

 

22 years of martial arts/unarmed combat training, an extendable baton, flare and a great insurance policy cuase would rather give them my car then die....actually last bit not true..not sure I could just hand the keys over without having a serious go!

thinking about exposing myslef to some gamma radiation so when I get angry I can turn green and finally be over 6 foot!!

edited to say: do scumbags play hockey..may be better off with a pool cue..they won't have a f00kin clue what a hockey stick is...should try a lacrosse stick...might just stop em in their tracks as they try and figure out what it is...or just carry a lighter and watch them stop in amazment at man who creats fire with hands!!

[Edited by TAZMAN - 10/8/2002 12:21:40 PM]

 

Since reading about all these car jacking and now shootings, I've gone out and got myself a nice hockey stick to go by my seat. I know it won't do a lot, but makes me feel a bit safer. Does anyone else have any protection (non sexual)in the car, and what is it?

 

Huh!
Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel

 

i think the 4-cell maglite is the accepted standard, aircraft grade aluminium and all...

 

The steel auto0lok that fitts down the side of the seat.

Ian

 

6-cell maglite, in the boot so I'd have to ask them to wait whilst I whip it out.

 

6 Cell maglite under the driver seat

 

Please post exact details of your car, where you live, security installed, precautions you normally take, periods when the car will be unattended and not looked over, details of any house security...

 

Flamethrower in the trunk and twin Browning .50's mounted on the bonnet like Mattel.

Mak.

 

Yup, Maglite

 

maglite for elimination, sorry illumination!!

 

a 500.000 volt stun gun, tried it on myself and mates, doesn't knock you out just leaves a burnt like mark and hurts really badly, but the noise sh*ts people up.

 

Me - 6ft, 16stone, skinhead

 

I take the misses out at all times now, nobody's going to argue with her She's like a cross between Margaret Thatcher and Bea Smith from Prisoner cell block H

 

Actually I've made her sound quite appealing

Jas

 

LMAO @ Sideways!

6 Cell maglite

 

lol! 4 - cell maglite fits nicley down the side of the passenger seat ...oh, and helps all the Hants lot study the latest mods after the meet now the nights are drawing in

 

Double A Mini Maglite : hopefully I can blind them with it giving me enough time to kick them in the b0ll0cks with me steelies !

 

Not tellin'

oh and lol at some of you

 

used to have an iron bar in my corolla, after a guy in an M3 tried to kill me.
Now I just have the accelerator pedal

 

Got a sticker which says "Cosa Nostra, concrete bootsta"

 

I've got the new Bon Jovi CD - that should scare them.

 

B/ball bat in the boot, Maglite in the glovebox, mace in the armrest and Gareth Gates in the CD player

 

Attitude
Bulk
shaved head with visable scars
'Kin mean sarf London accent
Black belt in Karete & brown belt in Kick boxing
snooker que on the back seat, stoplock in front passenger foot well
& a fcukit its only a car if ya want it that bad its yours

 

Centre diff control!

They will take one look at that and think "$hit, that will be a ba$tard to drive, i'll jack that P1 instead"

 

A Glock 19. "Second hand" Not used yet (on aggressors) but more than willing to.

 

locks & an accelerator

 

Harsh language. Failing that, tears as my pride and joy is driven off...