Came Home & Found Some B@rstard Had Sh@gged My Wife!
19 July 2001, 10:50 PM
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Well, not quite but IMHO this was <B>worse</B> 
Wife had used excuse of needing to go to Folkstone to take PTMW! as the means of transport as her boss only had a LHD beemer
Reluctantly let that go as no reasonable grounds (really) to make an argument...
Came back tonight to find a Cover Note from NFU
WTF is this?? Read it again & it had her boss's name on it
She'd only insured the guy to drive PTMW! 'cos he fancied a drive of the scoob!! Witch hadn't told me either 
Well Not Impressed
"I knew you'd be annoyed..." - understatement
It's as if I'd come home & found them banging on the kitchen floor - but <I>WORSE</I>
Couldn't care if they'd actually been sh@ggin'
Wife had used excuse of needing to go to Folkstone to take PTMW! as the means of transport as her boss only had a LHD beemer
Reluctantly let that go as no reasonable grounds (really) to make an argument...
Came back tonight to find a Cover Note from NFU
WTF is this?? Read it again & it had her boss's name on it She'd only insured the guy to drive PTMW! 'cos he fancied a drive of the scoob!!
Witch hadn't told me either Well Not Impressed
"I knew you'd be annoyed..."
- understatementIt's as if I'd come home & found them banging on the kitchen floor - but <I>WORSE</I>
Couldn't care if they'd actually been sh@ggin'
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19 July 2001, 11:17 PM
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How many miles did he do in it you reckon. Send him an invoice and directions to the nearest scoob dealer.
There he can test drive one like the rest of do.. instead of taking liberties with your motor.
I also think you need to have a quiet chat with your wife as well. My wife would not DARE do that.
There he can test drive one like the rest of do.. instead of taking liberties with your motor.
I also think you need to have a quiet chat with your wife as well. My wife would not DARE do that.
19 July 2001, 11:24 PM
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Well Goddam, I'd be mad as well. Just out of spite, could you loosen a conector or two so he gets stuck halfway with niggling engine complaints or warning lights, roar at him for abusing your car, then just refit the connector properly afterwards? The git deserves a pasting for such a bare-assed blag when he has a car of his own and just fancies a jolly in someone elses...
20 July 2001, 02:10 AM
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I can see why ure so pi$$ed off Puff!
Here's my simple to follow plan:
1. Go to Tesco, buy 3 bottles of Fairyliquid.
2. Go find the tw@ts BM.
3. Pour Fairyliquid in his petrol tank.
4. Laugh as his car splutters up the road blowing bubbles out its exhaust. (Until it breaks down for good that is
)
Go on do it, you know you want too.
muhahaahaha
Feel the Tango inside!
Kos
Here's my simple to follow plan:
1. Go to Tesco, buy 3 bottles of Fairyliquid.
2. Go find the tw@ts BM.
3. Pour Fairyliquid in his petrol tank.
4. Laugh as his car splutters up the road blowing bubbles out its exhaust. (Until it breaks down for good that is
)Go on do it, you know you want too.
muhahaahaha
Feel the Tango inside!
Kos
20 July 2001, 07:16 AM
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Firstly, I couldn't find an violent enough animated gif to send.
Secondly, tell her to buy him a ****ing Playstation II, GT3 out today, change to cockpit view, or if he couldn't wait, get CM Rally.
Thirdly, sorry but the hammer would have had to come out.
I HAVE TO PROTECT TO CLOSEST THINGS TO ME!!
Secondly, tell her to buy him a ****ing Playstation II, GT3 out today, change to cockpit view, or if he couldn't wait, get CM Rally.
Thirdly, sorry but the hammer would have had to come out.
I HAVE TO PROTECT TO CLOSEST THINGS TO ME!!
20 July 2001, 07:20 AM
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what was the excuse for not driving the beemer then?
Well i would go absolutley ballistic, nobody drives my car!!!!!!!!! Not partner and certainly not some greaso who wanted to take me bird away for a dirty weekend in MY CAR!
Well i would go absolutley ballistic, nobody drives my car!!!!!!!!! Not partner and certainly not some greaso who wanted to take me bird away for a dirty weekend in MY CAR!
20 July 2001, 07:30 AM
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Blimey James, she's let her boss soil your seats. Only thing for it is to cancel the Cooper and get a Caterham R500/Augusta MV. Tell 'er indoors that would make up for it in some small way.
Then make her get the removable teeth conversion and ermmmmm
LOL your domestic situations are better than the weekly Eastenders omnibus mate!
Can't blame the boss though, top man, wouldn't we all do the same if we were in his position?
Chuck
Then make her get the removable teeth conversion and ermmmmm
LOL your domestic situations are better than the weekly Eastenders omnibus mate!
Can't blame the boss though, top man, wouldn't we all do the same if we were in his position?
Chuck
20 July 2001, 07:46 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by ptholt:
<B>I await the post where someone volunteers to perform the last line of your post puff
[/quote]
Well may I just say i'm not man enough, i've heard about his missus.....
PS James, as Chuckie says, I guess the Mini order is off...
What about GIVE her PTMW! and get yourself a nice new Scoob...
No such problems in our household mate - we were originally going to buy ONE Scoob and share it alternative weeks - yeah, right - selective amnesia kicks in.....it costs more up front, but domestic harmony prevails.
Mind you, she'll only find something else to give you grief about....she will do if she ever signs up to Scoobynet and sees what you write about her LOL
<B>I await the post where someone volunteers to perform the last line of your post puff
[/quote]Well may I just say i'm not man enough, i've heard about his missus.....
PS James, as Chuckie says, I guess the Mini order is off...
What about GIVE her PTMW! and get yourself a nice new Scoob...
No such problems in our household mate - we were originally going to buy ONE Scoob and share it alternative weeks - yeah, right - selective amnesia kicks in.....it costs more up front, but domestic harmony prevails.
Mind you, she'll only find something else to give you grief about....she will do if she ever signs up to Scoobynet and sees what you write about her LOL
20 July 2001, 07:50 AM
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Puff
It's your fault mate 'coz she obviously knew she would live through the experience. My missus will not drive Red even with me in the car.
As for him, do you have access to a rusty coathanger and a pair of secateurs........
DJ
It's your fault mate 'coz she obviously knew she would live through the experience. My missus will not drive Red even with me in the car.
As for him, do you have access to a rusty coathanger and a pair of secateurs........
DJ
20 July 2001, 08:05 AM
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Think we need a weekend scoobymeet for east anglia.
Leave your missus at home, and lest do a round britain tour.
Either that or lay a new patio, want any help digging the 6' deep hole?
robski
Leave your missus at home, and lest do a round britain tour.
Either that or lay a new patio, want any help digging the 6' deep hole?
robski
20 July 2001, 08:27 AM
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Tongue in cheek mode on.
I would be annoyed too. However I can't help but think 'what you reap you sow'. The wifey approved 'backbox' that changed into a PPP, the new brake pads that turned into Brembo 4 pots for example.
I would'nt read anything bad into it, she was probably after some payback. Besides, if her boss loved PTMW then she may well get a raise and so you can afford more gubbins to add to it. A positive spin on it, would be to think of it as an investment.
You could always take her name off of the insurance..
Tongue in cheek mode off
I would be annoyed too. However I can't help but think 'what you reap you sow'. The wifey approved 'backbox' that changed into a PPP, the new brake pads that turned into Brembo 4 pots for example.
I would'nt read anything bad into it, she was probably after some payback. Besides, if her boss loved PTMW then she may well get a raise and so you can afford more gubbins to add to it. A positive spin on it, would be to think of it as an investment.
You could always take her name off of the insurance..
Tongue in cheek mode off
20 July 2001, 08:34 AM
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Neil
Shhh! Stop being so practical
I might actually get an extra <I>Track Day</I> out of this as boss would love to be driven properly in PTMW! too
Looking at the LTR day @ Snetterton at the end of November...
However, the feeling of violation
She knew I'd be pi$$ed & brought home some lobsters & a bottle of wine
Shhh! Stop being so practical
I might actually get an extra <I>Track Day</I> out of this as boss would love to be driven properly in PTMW! too
Looking at the LTR day @ Snetterton at the end of November...
However, the feeling of violation
She knew I'd be pi$$ed & brought home some lobsters & a bottle of wine
20 July 2001, 08:36 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!:
It's as if I'd come home & found them banging on the kitchen floor - but <I>WORSE</I>
Couldn't care if they'd actually been sh@ggin'[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not even if they did it in PTMW
those stains can be a b@$***d to get off
It's as if I'd come home & found them banging on the kitchen floor - but <I>WORSE</I>
Couldn't care if they'd actually been sh@ggin'
[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Not even if they did it in PTMW
those stains can be a b@$***d to get off
20 July 2001, 08:40 AM
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Are you really pissed off? I would be...
Tell her in no uncertain terms that this was not the thing to do, and if she ever contemplates something like this again that the "Driver" will be reported to the police for "Taking Without Consent" (TWOCing), which is exactly what happened!!
The actions of some people leave me bemused, but to get that behaviour from your own wife - Jeezuz...
Tell her in no uncertain terms that this was not the thing to do, and if she ever contemplates something like this again that the "Driver" will be reported to the police for "Taking Without Consent" (TWOCing), which is exactly what happened!!
The actions of some people leave me bemused, but to get that behaviour from your own wife - Jeezuz...
20 July 2001, 09:42 AM
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Arrr, they're called Lobsters now are they, no longer bosses.
The saga continues.................
Edited, as I've left school and the typing not what it used to be
[This message has been edited by mark.coleman (edited 20 July 2001).]
The saga continues.................
Edited, as I've left school and the typing not what it used to be
[This message has been edited by mark.coleman (edited 20 July 2001).]
20 July 2001, 09:50 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!:
"I knew you'd be annoyed..." - understatement
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's the kicker..
Can't bide deceit.
Without honesty and openness, you have nothing.
hehe.. you've only got yourself to blame mind.. because you gave her permission to be on your policy in the first place ! If she hadn't been, she wouldn't have been able to put Mr Boss on it..
Some other man in my driving seat, that the missus has deceived me over.. I'd feel violated !
I used to have a woman who felt like she could do as she pleased, knowing full well it'd **** me off.. then just think an apology would mend things. She's history, and doing far worse without me. ha ! ha ! ha !
[This message has been edited by DavidBrown (edited 20 July 2001).]
"I knew you'd be annoyed..."
- understatement<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's the kicker..
Can't bide deceit.
Without honesty and openness, you have nothing.
hehe.. you've only got yourself to blame mind.. because you gave her permission to be on your policy in the first place ! If she hadn't been, she wouldn't have been able to put Mr Boss on it..
Some other man in my driving seat, that the missus has deceived me over.. I'd feel violated !
I used to have a woman who felt like she could do as she pleased, knowing full well it'd **** me off.. then just think an apology would mend things. She's history, and doing far worse without me. ha ! ha ! ha !
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20 July 2001, 09:52 AM
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Oh dear I'd like to have been a fly on the wall in your house when you found out
Puff....what goes around comes around etc etc, cancel the Cooper and get her her very own scooby......a Justy!!!! teeheeehee, then she can take the boss out as much as she likes
Sal
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I'd like to have been a fly on the wall in your house when you found out Puff....what goes around comes around etc etc, cancel the Cooper and get her her very own scooby......a Justy!!!! teeheeehee, then she can take the boss out as much as she likes
Sal
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