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Old 31 May 2001, 12:14 AM
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Anyone mentions number plates im gonna kung fu kick yo ***.

Old 31 May 2001, 12:15 AM
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roflmao.
Old 31 May 2001, 12:18 AM
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ROFLOL

Cem now thats what I call pisstaking! Adam please show us how to get it wrong

Only person I know who can loose it so well is Stef but at least no-one takes the mickey out of him cus hes quick, what is Adam? Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow LOL
Old 31 May 2001, 12:19 AM
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GOD, that's a fair old spin you got yourself into there, can only guess how fast you must have been travelling
Old 31 May 2001, 12:22 AM
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I am sorry,
it has taken me five minutes to recover from the hysterics I launched into when I saw this.

Have to thank Cem for brightneing up my morning.

Had I actually spun that many times, I would have been even more proud of myself.

Brilliant!
Old 31 May 2001, 12:22 AM
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But surely then G_D must be the better driver.
Once you lose the car at high speed physics and severe reduction in circumference of the **** sphincter take control.
At G_D speed [sloooooooooooooooow] he must have been doing some severe overtime on the steering wheel
Old 31 May 2001, 12:23 AM
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What impresses me is that it looks like he managed to spin the full length of the straight, after having just come out of a hairpin

What sort of speeds was he doing through that hairpin ?

Andrew (who hopes that there is noone with a camera if he ever spins it on the track ...)
Old 31 May 2001, 12:24 AM
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Harj, I dont recall you ever being known as quick. Infact I have been out in iain litchfields sunny when you wee holding him up, when he had less grip, less power and more weight.

Plus no one knows how slow I really am!

Wait till we are on track together Harj then I can show you.

PS. My 22B is on a standard ecu, is yours?

Oh sorry, you dont have your own, you just pretend to
Old 31 May 2001, 12:28 AM
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Thanks for the votes of confidence.

What actually happened was that I spun it, and opposite locked whilst flooring after I had finished the spin, thus inducing another one. It took me 98 spins to realise that I was doing something wrong, at which point I had caught up and lapped blowdog again by spinning across the middle of the track.

On the way I collected two game wardens seven hunters and a deer.

[This message has been edited by GOD (edited 31 May 2001).]
Old 31 May 2001, 12:28 AM
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Look at how far ahead of that pesky Evo GOD was, clearly P1WR was right all along, 22B is best, especially if has pink dampers, but what about in the real world, I think it is best there too.
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Now now Adam, lets not get personal here shall we. Please please please be on track with me at the same time as me as im looking forward to leaving you for dust ladyboy

Forget this Bedford Airfield crap and why not do something real like "COME TO THE RING WITH US!!!!!!" didn't think so. What were your words on Friday? "I don't want to die" ***** LOL

I tell you what, when youve got at leat a dozen track days under you, drop me a line when youve built enough confidence to come to the Ring.

Oh I forgot Adam, youre one of these "im faster than you" types

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I'm not Jewish. I worked in Israel for 10mths though !
I tend not to write the Fallen Angels name either.
Old 31 May 2001, 12:40 AM
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Harj,

you must be confusing me with one of those I'm faster than you types.

Watch this!

I am faster than you!

but watch this

I am slower than everyone else, its just that you are damn slow.

Yes I would be scared to go to the ring, because there are no run offs and I cant afford to damage my car. I only went to bedford as it was supposed to be the safest track for a beginner which I am.

You obviously have no problem destroying other peoples cars as proven, but I am not willing to do that to my pride and joy.

I am just pleased that I was faster than I expected myself to be. I didnt drive like a girl on track, which surprised me as I drive like a girl on the public roads.
Old 31 May 2001, 02:27 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by chuckdog:
<B>Look at how far ahead of that pesky Evo GOD was, clearly P1WR was right all along, 22B is best, especially if has pink dampers, but what about in the real world, I think it is best there too.
Chuck[/quote]

LOL!

Chuck, trust you to bring P1WR into this.

Cem
Old 31 May 2001, 05:02 PM
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Look, I find it very offensive and scary that you use His name in vain in this thread. Have you no fear for His wrath ?

So stop mentioning P1WR OK ?


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OK, I won't mention him either. Doh, just done it..

Where is he anyway - it is half-term after all

M
PS to all our newer readers this is an injoke amongst us oldies
Old 31 May 2001, 06:54 PM
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Here, watch you're calling an Oldie!!

Richard
Old 31 May 2001, 10:04 PM
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Well I suppose there's old in real years and old in Scoobynet years

I think I do both
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