flies. While you are busy watching out for other motorists, horses, bikers, kids, speedtraps etc, you are killing millions of innocent flies. Please stop this now. It is entirely inhumane. They never held you up... The never **** in your garden (that you would notice) They always wave if you move over.....

 

Oh no,

I have just killed a fly families mummy.

 

Are you still here? I thought you would be off hunting joyscumriders

 

if you are driving over 80mph and you hit a flying insect, it will stick to your car - if you are driving under 80, it wont!

 

Whats the last thing that goes through the head of that nice big fat juicy fly as its hits my windscreen at 70mph?

Its ****!!!!!

;-)

 

I wouldn't go near them with my scoob ofter that happened to my other car.
Have applied to the Government for a Grant to buy an M1 Abraham though,
Let you know when I get it. Might also use it on anyone else who say's my story is a lot of b*****k's!
Should do the job don't you think?

 

And sparrows! Bloody hard at 115mph