......peeps just to say adios to daytime posting on the bbs and auf wiedesehen to my foreign compratriots who I chat with through the day....... the reason for this??
I've just been told that today is my last day on this project and as of tomorrow I'm released to another department.....meaning loss of internet, loss of petrol card and loss of S-Type Jag http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif ......the company it would seem would rather pay huge fines for killing or maiming people then to employ a Health and Safety Risk Manager..... I knew the project would be only til October when I took it on but now they've cut it well short - to55ers This means scoob may have to go as the petrol to and from my new job will be non financially viable......or I could move house http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif either way I'm miffed......so if anyone is looking for an IOSH qualified Risk Assessor/Risk Manager drop me a line.... Shame I've got a 90 mile drive home from the office cos I fancy getting pi55ed....s'pose it can wait til 2nite.... |
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I own a recruitment consultancy in Hull and we have a vacancy for a Health & Safety Manager with a local blue chip Plc. Dont know what your expectations are or if Hull appeals to you but if you are interested. email me Geoff Painter |
C U Next Tuesday!
As if you expect commiserations from me!! Seriously though, tough break mate! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif Matt |
....Geoff - cheers for the reply - you will have a copy of my CV e-mailed to you within the next day or so - bit busy desk tidying at the mo' http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif.....and I have to do some nice donuts in the Directors carpark in the jag b4 I leave 2day..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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......Matt its your sense of humour that makes me wanna hurt myself.....and the reason that women run away from you http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
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Burn them, burn their faces! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif Rich...get a beer in, its a lovely day. R |
Funny how the Ladies only run away when you're there Rich! LOL http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
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dude - theres a place for people like u pal....its called the Graham Norton Impersonators Club......I hear they're recruiting at the mo'...best get yer name down....then one of 'em will make u his b1tch (not 4 the first time tho' chap)...ON YOUR KNEES BOY hehehehehehehe http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
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Foxtrot Oscar!
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......to make matters worse - just found out the rally car is going aswell - boo hoo sniffle sniffle.....anyone got a rope I can borrow? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif
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Yep.....I sell it, how long and would you like it spliced for free.....??? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
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I think its twice the bodyweight and minus a third of your height to get a cleanly broken neck - best make it 9ft please babe.....having said that knowing my luck I'll just throttle myself to death in a ****ty and painful way .....bollox http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif
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Oh dear...
You'd better send me a copy of that CV to pass on to my Health & Safety contact too, ya moanin' ginger lady-boy. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif What/Who you up to this weekend? If you're at a loose end ( http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/eek.gif ), Daddy Squizz will buy you beers...Only to cheer you up, of course... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif |
...cheers chap but I'm away http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......hehehehehehehehe I'll catch up with u soon mate.... |
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Richard Askew:
<B>gotta get that 747 fuselage stuck to me downpipe.......[/quote] Sounds painful Rich..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif Sal http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif |
......or is it some kind of bizarre sexual thing????? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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Most definately <B>not</B> http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
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.........ur loss then love http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif..... anyways u aint that lucky r u ???
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Fortunately not...... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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.....sod off then sal.....stop trying to mupetize this - I'm serious gotta get a new job.......
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[scolded child mode on].....but you started it[scolded child mode off]
of course Richard, I understand, I'm terribly sorry old chap, won't happen again http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif |
Cooor.... Will you two just kiss and make up http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif Richard |
Tough break mate - hope you get it all sorted out ASAP and I don't want you using this as some of kind of excuse for missing the Ring trip in June http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif
Good luck Cheers Chris |
Would feel pity for ya bunny boy http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif but as i can't post at work either it's tough http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
On a serious note sorry to hear mate hope you get sorted soon http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif Si [This message has been edited by Mr.Cookie (edited 08 May 2001).] |
didnt realise your a Health and Safety Risk Manager richard, now that <B>IS</B> highly amusing after our little jaunt at the ring!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif LOL
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......thank you all for your kind words http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif .....to55ers http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif
Anyone know if its a criminal offense to give away the company laptop to a tramp or summat?? and what about leaving the Jag somewhere with the keys in it?? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif signed Bitter and Twisted of Bicester |
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by johnfelstead:
<B>didnt realise your a Health and Safety Risk Manager richard, now that IS</B> highly amusing after our little jaunt at the ring!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif LOL<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm surprised he lets himself get behind the wheel ! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif |
Squizz, nobody said he is a <B>good</B> Health and Safety Risk Manager http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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Richard,
Drop the keys accidently down a drain.... that's what all the Porsche driving Morgan Grenfell traders did when they shut up shop after stock market crash..... Dave |
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