Friday Joke
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. hey are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet." "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture ... there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!" "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that ....Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man, you was right...ees not a bacon tree." "Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it? "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees.......... Ees... Ees......... Ees.... Eees a Ham bush! :D |
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dave
I may have to hurt you for that joke :mad: |
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nice one |
Originally Posted by SteveShort
(Post 7379573)
dave
I may have to hurt you for that joke :mad: |
IT was SIAL, but I didnt have the heart to tell you :lol1:
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, ' Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?' |
Someones missed the punch line.....
Then the Lord said, tell me, how many lanes did you want on that bridge ;) |
and the rest of the joke was............
and god said "this bridge you want, 2 or 3 lanes " :D |
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The king of jokes has been shot down in flames ;) |
:wonder: punch line is at the bottom!!
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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:wonder: punch line is at the bottom!!
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed." A ray of light from the sky above shines down and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces. The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed." :lol1: |
Originally Posted by davegtt
(Post 7379863)
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The king of jokes has been shot down in flames ;) |
Originally Posted by SteveShort
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IT was SIAL, but I didnt have the heart to tell you :lol1:
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