As I was feeling charitable early this Bank Holiday Monday - I thought I would start a thread with car suggestions for Ding.

Let's start with this one. Unique, fast, BMW, Evo/Impreza eater. Perfect!

BMW Special

 

Awesome

 

Lovely.

Nice to know I have become the object of ridicule

Bloody Zippy is even stalking me on other threads to take the pwss out of my car

 

You wouldn't want it any other way.

BTW, stop the thread, Trouts found the perfect car. You'd certainly have all the neighbors popping round to see that little beauty.

 

FPMSL at that bonnet "bulge"

TX.

 

lol!!

Obviously letting his imagination run wild there! And yes it really does look like the price is £6995 not £695!

 

I think the clincher is that gorgeous motorsport steering wheel.

 

Apparently it is custom; and apparently no expense has been spared!

 

Only 115k too, it's barely been run it.

 

On the plus side, it doesn't suffer from the appalling 'active steering' as specced by a certain person..

 

lol i like the welding on the down pipe and upipe in the turbo close up pic! work of art that lol

 

Ok, the gloves are off


I feel like going out and buying a proper Porsche just to spite you, ie a non ghey one designed in the last decade without batty 4wd and not the colour of PSLewis's **** after he sees a bogoff at Lidl

 

id say something under a grand and not over a 1.4 for 6 monthsit realy makes you love your next car

 

Thay cant be serious with that price- £695 would be pushing it!

What a heap of ****e

 

I can see what you are doing there

 

What about this;

http://tatanano.inservices.tatamotors.com/tatamotors/

When Ding gets bored of it he can just fling it in the bin

 

WTF is that down pipe all about,no expense spared aye and who mounts a turbo where they need to do that to the bonnet
Did make me laugh though

 

That car makes me ashamed to be a Tata steel apprentice

Apparently though as a Tata employee I'm entitled to 20% off anyy Jag or Land Rover

 

Good idea - it won't have ghey steering though.
Would you be able to handle it?

 

it does have a genuine M3 Front bumper

 

Would you?

 

Look, why don't you just go and buy a 'proper' car - be it a RWD n/a Porker or an AWD Audi whatsit?

Just stop all the poncey posturing

 

I can only believe that due to the lack of additional suggestions for Ding that my original find is perfect

 

Get an Ariel Atom, scare yourself sh1tless, then learn to love the BM.

Funnily enough someone else on PH is disappointed with their F10 535d - loves the engine but not impressed with the chassis, suspension or RFT tyres. Thinks it's gone all soft.

 

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/amircars.jpg

 

Thought he was considering an AMG?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-MERCEDES-...item25631411ac

Also, I was about to pst this wee beast, looks like he's just missed out though. Retro passionwagon cool...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Morris-It...item2a0fec4183

There is this too but I think someone has sneaked a digit in the price somewhere!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1969-Ford-Lotu...99465435633192

5t.

 

I HEART this car...

Transformer

 

£65k for that Escort?!!!!!

 

I think my kids would just think I was the coolest dad in the world if I bought that!!!

 

But what would everyone else think ?