mojo monkey

i was down in dorset on monday and saw a lamborgini diablo,first time for real.and i have to say it was effing horrible.nothing like the pictures.it was white with red alloys..i looked at it and thought EWWWWWWWWWW it was like cross between a transformer and some seedy plastic **** model from the 80's..the worst thing was the actually thought he was cool in it..he look like someone out of miami vice...now magnum p.i that was the most awesome ferrari..and would still look cool today.

hectic

absolute crap.. the testarossa is /was /and always will be an abomination !
end of .
goodnight and may your god go wid ye

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

it was magnum that made the car look good, nothing to do with the car itself

dpb

Hes got a point - considering your supposed to be staring up its **** most the time they hardly pretty

mojo monkey

nah the car was stationary at a set of traffic lights waiting to turn right so i got a full side view of it for atleast two minutes..i wanted to be sick.it just look so plastic and deformed..

dpb

Id write to Mr Lamborghini and suggest how you could do better,in your position

ronjeramy

iTrader: (1)

sure it wasnt a kit car replica?

Nido

Ahh, yes, what an ugly car

lightwave693

was it a real one? diablo is a beautiful machine, as is the testarossa. the local garage owner near me had a 328 and that was amazing..15years ago

mojo monkey

yea i know that pic looks cool,last time i seen a lambo when i was about 8 yrs old..i cant be sure if it was a rep all i know is that it was diablo white with red alloys so it probably might of been..but if it was a rep it was still ****e to look at..btw im not trying to knock lambo's here but i remember watching top gear when james may took a diablo out on test once.and even he said it effing awfull..

RON

You lot have no idea.....

The Lambo was almost certainly an original, i've never seen a 'kit' version of a Diablo..... that was anything other than clearly a 'kit'.....

And btw... Magnum drove a 308/328, not a flippin Testarossa........

Chip Sengravy

I'd take your ital-exotica spotting with a pinch of salt, TBH. You can't write for toffee, have 18 posts, and the fact you have only just seen a Diablo for the first time in your life suggests you evolved from a sperm about 14 yrs ago, or have never been further than a 15m radius of your postcode.

mojo monkey

its what i thought cuz even today who what to build a rep of that monster plus would go into thousands more than what most kit car owners are willing to spend and that would just be insulting the lambos name if the average joe could build a rep of it in his garage

Chip Sengravy

118,118.

mojo monkey

******** i said i have seen diablos before just not for a few years..its not like how i remember it looking so for me it was like seeing one for the first time again..im not sayin lambos are **** cars cuz i seen a gallardo in leeds a week a go and it was nice car...

Chip Sengravy

err, ok

Chip Sengravy

I saw a veyron & zonda on the 62 in the space of about 2 weeks, what do you want, a punto ?

mojo monkey

yea punto sounds nice thanks....yea i see them cars all the time going down the A34 PAST OXFORD i seen a ferrari 575 and an aston martin in leeds i seen a gallardo in wednesbury a humvee ive infact coming back from southampton on monday head towards wimdourne i seen 7 scoobys before i ran into that diablo

mojo monkey

yea right considering ive been in new zealand for one year and living in czech republic for last three years..15 mile radius mmmmmmmmmmmm i think not mr you know everything about my life..

SiPie

OP =

Ghetto Dude3

bloke from scoobynet : "lambo dude, you make gash cars what you need to do is make it look like this and splatter it in lexus lights and neons"

collierm

Now I don't know you at all, but you talk some s****.

I used to travel that route from Southampton to Portland all the time past Wimborne and the only thing I ever saw was tractors, caravans, diesel Skoda's and millions of Corsa's. I think Dorset is the only county with no motorway running through it and it reflects in the cars. It really is Gods waiting room.

If all you see on the A34 is Punto's in Oxfordshire, you've got your eyes closed!!

By the way,

yea is spelt "Yes".
i seen is supposed to be "I have seen" or "I've seen".
ive is "I've".
infact is "in fact".
southampton should be "Southampton".
wimdourne is "Wimborne".
No need to shout A34 PAST OXFORD, we know where it is.

You certainly type like a Dorset local

Ghetto Dude3

having a JCT600 porshe dealership near us helps in the car spotting, as the top bloke always has his mates "popping in" in the usual supercar brigade.

i have seen all sorts while driving into work, my kid brother worked at the place for a year as a valeter about 10 years ago

you name it, hes been out in it for a ride

davegtt

Loving this thread. Im actually convinced the OP is 14

DCI Gene Hunt

I'll punt at a retarded 35 year old... the clues are:

a) Knowing magnum was in fact a P.I
b) Mentioning 80's **** and classing it as 'plastic'
c) Spells like a retard

Show me the money!!

Devildog

Magnum didn't drive a Testarossa hectic. It was either a 308 or 328 GTC.

SiPie

308 GTS

davegtt

well wittled down, although to be honest I didnt put that much thought into it

NotoriousREV

I guess no one watched 5th Gear 2 weeks ago, you know the one with the replica Diablo...

Devildog

Duh, "s" yeah, that's what I meant. There was no GTC