Ebay Ad is she crazy????
01 March 2007, 03:12 PM
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Ebay Ad is she crazy????
MITSI EVO VIII, 1 Lady owner, never been over 70mph,12K
Advert is presented in the (tedious) hope to (help) minimize the hard heed, sare life cases & loone, lone trumpet, burst brain brigades.
Tel: 07881 985 789 tay tok tay a real personoid! (so tay speakle)
Cost almost £25000 just 12000 miles ago! New front discs & pads fitted, under warranty today. (they warp when they are never used to proper temps) Car will have its 3rd Mitsubushi stamp, in the FULL SERVICE HISTORY, for the VERY FORTUNATE winner of this somewhat unique auction. Private plate IS NOT INCLUDED. Car will come with a standard, age related plate. Item can/will be sold, at anytime/anywhere, without notice, right up to end o the auction! I canny pay my debts just waiting for the loons to listen/honour their actions? If you are genuine, you wil try hard. If you try hard, you will reap what you sow. Ok! No, the advert/car is not Peter perfect. I am going to get pelters, whatever I say/do? (friends, eh) Car will be fully serviced by Mitzy main dealer, just before you part with yer folding pictures of the Queeeeen. Car has never been raced, abused, humped/pumped or bumped. In fact, this very diligent female (fatale)....lol,,,,, friend of mine has never had the car over 70mph. YES, it has never even been tried or tested. For the REAL/HONEST/SINCERE interested folks, contact me, and I will give you this girls contact details, and, believe me, she does not suffer fools gladly. No test pilots, weekend out patients or trainee astroudohnoughts. You will be bounced fae the earth to the outer stratosphere, before yay ken yer big ballon is burst. Get the message you canny cocounuts, car crime crooks & anoracks, eh? 4 BRAND NEW Pirreli P6000 tyres just fitted
"Normal," Rules of engagement apply, that the majority of us do/live by. If you do not respect the ageless addy, "While in Rome," Please save us ALL a heap o time & resources, and go and pester some other poor Soul that actually cares a tot. Capiche. Gid. (lol)
Bank transfer/paypal deposit of £150, at the end of auction. Balance on pick up, with foldin pictures o the Queen. No need tay kick the tyres, I HAVE DONE IT FUR YAY! Collected within 3 days, or contact me, before biddin to arrange other alternatives. (MUCH bigger deposit required)
P.S. My old, somewhat handsome chum has decided to sell, through a wee touch o ill health, some of his very precious & exciting, collectors, classic cars, etc, etc. This Weekend I will go and take plenty o pictures! Please do not ask me many questions, cause richt noo, I didny ken Jack, sh.....ip! This revision is just to get yer whistles wet, not to try & hussle onay hillbillies oot the mountain trees & fox holes, and in no way intended to break ebay rules. The adverts will be posted, in their entirety, warts & awe, Saturday @ the latest.
Advert is presented in the (tedious) hope to (help) minimize the hard heed, sare life cases & loone, lone trumpet, burst brain brigades.
Tel: 07881 985 789 tay tok tay a real personoid! (so tay speakle)
Cost almost £25000 just 12000 miles ago! New front discs & pads fitted, under warranty today. (they warp when they are never used to proper temps) Car will have its 3rd Mitsubushi stamp, in the FULL SERVICE HISTORY, for the VERY FORTUNATE winner of this somewhat unique auction. Private plate IS NOT INCLUDED. Car will come with a standard, age related plate. Item can/will be sold, at anytime/anywhere, without notice, right up to end o the auction! I canny pay my debts just waiting for the loons to listen/honour their actions? If you are genuine, you wil try hard. If you try hard, you will reap what you sow. Ok! No, the advert/car is not Peter perfect. I am going to get pelters, whatever I say/do? (friends, eh) Car will be fully serviced by Mitzy main dealer, just before you part with yer folding pictures of the Queeeeen. Car has never been raced, abused, humped/pumped or bumped. In fact, this very diligent female (fatale)....lol,,,,, friend of mine has never had the car over 70mph. YES, it has never even been tried or tested. For the REAL/HONEST/SINCERE interested folks, contact me, and I will give you this girls contact details, and, believe me, she does not suffer fools gladly. No test pilots, weekend out patients or trainee astroudohnoughts. You will be bounced fae the earth to the outer stratosphere, before yay ken yer big ballon is burst. Get the message you canny cocounuts, car crime crooks & anoracks, eh? 4 BRAND NEW Pirreli P6000 tyres just fitted
"Normal," Rules of engagement apply, that the majority of us do/live by. If you do not respect the ageless addy, "While in Rome," Please save us ALL a heap o time & resources, and go and pester some other poor Soul that actually cares a tot. Capiche. Gid. (lol)
Bank transfer/paypal deposit of £150, at the end of auction. Balance on pick up, with foldin pictures o the Queen. No need tay kick the tyres, I HAVE DONE IT FUR YAY! Collected within 3 days, or contact me, before biddin to arrange other alternatives. (MUCH bigger deposit required)
P.S. My old, somewhat handsome chum has decided to sell, through a wee touch o ill health, some of his very precious & exciting, collectors, classic cars, etc, etc. This Weekend I will go and take plenty o pictures! Please do not ask me many questions, cause richt noo, I didny ken Jack, sh.....ip! This revision is just to get yer whistles wet, not to try & hussle onay hillbillies oot the mountain trees & fox holes, and in no way intended to break ebay rules. The adverts will be posted, in their entirety, warts & awe, Saturday @ the latest.
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01 March 2007, 05:30 PM
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Love it! total boll*cks but luv it. Not the car that is......... as I don't have a clue whats on offer other than and EVO8 
. But one of the most interesting, drawn in adverts I have read in a long while.
Probably some deep Psychoanalytical way of advertising a car, and probably a bit sharper than your given him/her/it credit for.
Fair play! made me smile
. But one of the most interesting, drawn in adverts I have read in a long while. Probably some deep Psychoanalytical way of advertising a car, and probably a bit sharper than your given him/her/it credit for.
Fair play! made me smile
01 March 2007, 05:48 PM
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Now I've just looked at it - those wheels are aweful
I am seriously struggling to believe that the owner has never had it over 70....
hell, my 60yo mother had my Impreza at 90 the second time she drove it!
I am seriously struggling to believe that the owner has never had it over 70....
hell, my 60yo mother had my Impreza at 90 the second time she drove it!
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01 March 2007, 09:51 PM
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obviously on some sort of class A drugs, prob LSD.
i wouldnt buy the turd as its a 260 and there cack and the wheels are pants and its 2k overpriced.
also a women owner wich means:
a. never thrashed so engines gona be coked up to **** and have bout 30bhp
b. interior is gonna be coverd in foundation and other make up and all plastic trim is going to be coverd in scratches from her rings and holes in carpet from her heels
c. its going to be coverd in car park dents and trolly dents from tescos car park.
d. dash will be coverd in stab wounds from where she was trying to stab the small blue monks in sacks who were trying to attack her while she was having a LSD fueld binge.
i wouldnt buy the turd as its a 260 and there cack and the wheels are pants and its 2k overpriced.
also a women owner wich means:
a. never thrashed so engines gona be coked up to **** and have bout 30bhp
b. interior is gonna be coverd in foundation and other make up and all plastic trim is going to be coverd in scratches from her rings and holes in carpet from her heels
c. its going to be coverd in car park dents and trolly dents from tescos car park.
d. dash will be coverd in stab wounds from where she was trying to stab the small blue monks in sacks who were trying to attack her while she was having a LSD fueld binge.
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02 March 2007, 10:45 AM
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She is actually on acid/lsd, there is no way in hell you can write that advert out straight, not a chance.
She was obviously on the same stuff as when she bought those alloys, reading that advert just annoys me,
ROFLMFAO
She was obviously on the same stuff as when she bought those alloys, reading that advert just annoys me,
ROFLMFAO
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