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Well I've finally met the great Porche plonker. Just had a quick drive to Lytham, on the way back, 30 limit, small village, you get the picture. Suddenly from nowhere 911 in rear view. If the fcukin tawt could have got any closer he could of sniffed my fcukin bokkers? (have you guessed i'm a bit mad yet?). Anyway road widens and ups to a 50, so I passed old mother hubbard in her fiesta, pulled back in doing no more (honest) than 45-50.Next this winker pulls out passes mother hubbard, me, and goes for glory to get passed 4-5 more before the 30 starts again. Oh he did it, must have been touhing 90 as he entered the 30, oncoming traffic giving him the full monty. 2 miles farther down road i'm still up behind him at the lights. I would just like to offer him my congratulations on being number one in my ctun of the year book . SO FAR>
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Well what did I expect! Do the rest of you go round permenantly looking for a race, well I don't. Really, what I was trying to get over was the reason for so many speed camera's, is this sort of driving. And perhaps if you could see the results of when this type of driving goes wrong! (which I do on a regular basis) then you would have a little more sympathy with my thread, rather than following each other sheep like in saying, I got bitter cus my *** was wupped. What a load of BOLLOCKS.
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Well again I must bow to your superior intellect, it's obvious from your replies that you havn't enough brains to fill a smartie, so I'll call it a day,
P.S. hope I never have the misfortune to be cutting you from your all powerfull drag racers!
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P.S. hope I never have the misfortune to be cutting you from your all powerfull drag racers!
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Do you all think I can bring my line in now to check how much bait is left on!!!!!!!!(you lot bite more than a red bellied pirahna
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No you're not! This isn't going to turn into the Monty Python argument sketch is it?
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[Edited by misty - 8/28/2003 8:25:05 PM]
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[Edited by misty - 8/28/2003 8:25:05 PM]
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