We need some ideas for Jasons stag do peeps........

anything considered!


i wanna do paintballing.......... as well as the usual gettin p1ssed thing!

 

Is Jason allowed to come?

 

does it matter????????????

we'll kidnap him and bungle him in to the back of a car!

 

Ow's about coming down to my local park with a few bottles of Merrydown and 20/20? We can get smashed, have a fight with the local "homies", hurl abuse at the locals, throw in a handful of vandalism, vomit and spotty birds blaggin their old enough for rumpy and we're laughin...
See you Friday about 7.00 outside the offy - I know a lad who can get served no hassle....
P

 

oh aye?

 

Im having nothing to do with that part of the stag do

You can handle that Rev, or Julian will

 

LOL, you big bunch of underpant gnomes!

Children, you'll have to get over this stag-do obsession, we haven't even set a wedding date yet. When we do I'll let you know. Paintballing - that's kind of appealing, I'll get to shoot you all.

 

we can have a pratice stag do for you then!

 

What do you mean you haven't set a date yet???!!!!!!!

I could have sworn Kelly's exact words to me were "We're getting married next Saturday at The Floral Hall after the Computer Fair finishes!!!!"

I've already hired a hat and a new frock!!!!

More importantly what the hell am I gonna do with this "Jason---------Kelly" sun strip??? It was gonna be a wedding present!

Charmin!

Ian

PS - If anybody's interested there's a "Jason------------Kelly" sun strip for sale in the For Sale (former Wedding Presents) section!

 

surely it should read


Kelly --------- Jason


not


Jason -------- Kelly


???

 

Good point! - good job wedding's been cancelled then - boy would I have looked stupid!

Ian

 

You don't drink Julian ... meths in your coke?

 

Bungle Zippy and George ??


Getting worried again...!

 

You fight with the local Homo's Paul, we'll watch and place bets!

 

I'll do paintballing ... there used to be a set up quite good near Makro on edge of kirby ? No idea if its still there ... suggest go in Julian's diesel tho not scoobies....

 

How entertaining you amaze me with you itelectual, mature suggestions I'm sure it will be the most exquisite, origional stag do ever! Not chavish at all =)

PS If jason gets harmed in the making of this stag do Julian you WILL be held personally responsible....BE WARNED.

 

Been on the ale again Kelly?

We'd look after Jason, Honest! Blame Julian anyway if not!!

Original stag do ... we go hunting stag and we eat what we kill, then smear ourselves in the blood and dance naked around a roaring fire supping tennants super and NF Race .... sorry got carried away,

Any good places in your area, I recall one with a sea theme, hanging fish nets etc? Some fun pub or other ....

We can crash at yours too I guess!


Are you having a hen night / bridal shower .. Julian could go too!

 

i'm laughing so much!

i can just imagine kelly in the micklehead say all that to me!

but the main point is that he is allowed out!









I may need premission to play out soon, when ,my good lady moves in.
not long now!

 

If you do decide to go paintballing let me know guys, i work weekends at a place so should be able to get us a deal.

 

Sounds good Tidgy .. I assume you are in the n/west ?

 

Is Julian allowed out ... unsupervised!
ROFLMFAO so where will you go for a nibble then Julian? The parks are monitored and you can't take them home!
Can't you get her to stay at her mum's a bit longer, tell her you have fleas or something!

 

the upstairs is half done now so, not long now!

anyway wheres your idea?

 

My Idea?

For a Stag night?

Hmm would involve beer, ladies of dubious reputation, margerine and tubs of family sized yoghurt.

10 pin bowling, or since this is a car forum, how about booking the warrington or deeside go-kart circuit.

 

is that 10 pin bowling, or 10 pint bowling

 

so, we so far....


Paintballing
10 pin bowling
Go karting.


nuts mag (or the other one) had a thing about stag do's in a couple of weeks ago,

one of the things mentioned was something about acting as a commando etc, then getting capterd and getting the **** beat out of you, till you say a "key" word then they stop. sounds like fun!

 

just found this!

http://www.thestagcompany.com/build-weekend-daytime.php

it has JCB racing on it.

Right its sorted. We're going JCB racing and thats final!
don't know what jase is going to do though!

 

10 pint bowling, JCB racing, skydiving (I'll pack your parachute Julian), tank driving, go-karting - all sound good to me seeing as I've never done any of them!

PMSL at Neil!

 

so when are we having the practice one then?

 

JCB racing - quality idea - anyone got a few spare for the suggested practise session? There's usually one on the lancs by Yick about 7.30am most mornings - ya want me to ask him if I see him tomorrow?

"Scuse me mate you heard of Julian N/W wrx my93? - Can he borra ya JCB?" "He promises to take really good care of it!" Dont come anywhere near my gaff! o

 

Hmmmm...


JCB, 1 carful owner, never raced or rallied ... required for stag night racing.
Safety helmet and hi-vis jacket required, cigarettes, tatoos and beer belly to be provided by driver