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Old 22 January 2014, 01:47 PM
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Exclamation Top Gear.... Returning to your screens on 2nd February... BEWARE!

I'm just making sure that we are all able to avoid Sunday night TV because you may catch a glimpse of TopGear otherwise. That's Sunday 2nd February!
Phew!
Old 22 January 2014, 01:50 PM
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Joy of joys, the automotive equivalent of Last of the summer wine! Bring back Chris Goffey, Tony Mason and William Woolard
Old 22 January 2014, 01:50 PM
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Thanks for the warning, I must remember to avoid Snet for a hour after its finished,
just so the lovers can moan about how it is the same old thing over and over, yet we still watch it.

Old 22 January 2014, 02:10 PM
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After last series my expectations are low to say the least.
Old 22 January 2014, 02:15 PM
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The best TV car show of recent times was Driven on channel 4. Trying to appeal to every common denominator ruins TV programmes hence the likes of Top gear and Fifth gear are ****e
Old 22 January 2014, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TheWaterboy
The best TV car show of recent times was Driven on channel 4. Trying to appeal to every common denominator ruins TV programmes hence the likes of Top gear and Fifth gear are ****e
Fifth gear does have VBH so is always an opportunity to crack off a sly one.
Old 22 January 2014, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Fifth gear does have VBH so is always an opportunity to crack off a sly one.
Driven had Penny Mallory, worth a quick tug
Old 22 January 2014, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Fifth gear does have VBH so is always an opportunity to crack off a sly one.
Dear god no
Old 22 January 2014, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Fifth gear does have VBH so is always an opportunity to crack off a sly one.

VBH makes you want to f@rt?
Old 22 January 2014, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Fifth gear does have VBH so is always an opportunity to crack off a sly one.

uurrrggghhhh she has a face like a boiled horse..........
Old 22 January 2014, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by TheWaterboy

Driven had Penny Mallory, worth a quick tug
You sick man lol
:-)
Old 22 January 2014, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by the shreksta

uurrrggghhhh she has a face like a boiled horse..........
I'd reem her arsehole right out with my tongue :-P
Old 22 January 2014, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by gazney101
I'd reem her arsehole right out with my tongue :-P
i would give her a bad back and a sticky leg
Old 22 January 2014, 06:22 PM
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Rather izzie
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Old 22 January 2014, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyFanatic33
Rather izzie
Who is she?
Old 22 January 2014, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
Who is she?
http://guyism.com/celebrities/one-wa...izzie-merey-11
Old 22 January 2014, 06:28 PM
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I wouldn't ride VBH into battle! Not my cup of tea!
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Great comments re VBH from guys who probably have to bribe their own hands for a w@nk!
Old 22 January 2014, 07:08 PM
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Bit nippy !

So would she get it ?
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Lol just noticed the third nipple !

What's that all about !
Old 22 January 2014, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyFanatic33
Bit nippy !

So would she get it ?
Fantastic that
Old 22 January 2014, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by cjquicksilver
I wouldn't ride VBH into battle! Not my cup of tea!
She would be gutted to read that I am sure.
Old 22 January 2014, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyFanatic33
Lol just noticed the third nipple !

What's that all about !
that is tubby tommy
Old 23 January 2014, 08:19 PM
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I know a man who knows a man who's had a go on her.

Proper filth apparently.
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
I know a man who knows a man who's had a go on her. Proper filth apparently.
Would have to be looking like that lol
Old 23 January 2014, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyFanatic33

So would she get it ?
Bloody right she would, I've done worse!
Old 23 January 2014, 08:45 PM
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VBH. .......face like an exploded sofa cushion but by thunder I bet she sucks a blinding pork lolly
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Originally Posted by gazney101
I'd reem her arsehole right out with my tongue :-P
Class post
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Originally Posted by ScoobyFanatic33
Bit nippy !

So would she get it ?
Do her nips light up ?
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Proper swamp donkey

But you still would


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