Apparently 95% of men don't know how to turn a dishwasher on!.... Personally, I find licking her nipples, and a light fingering does the ****ing trick!...

 

You are defo getting better!

I used one of your recent jokes at work and it went down a treat

 

That said, you're a disable care worker.

 

made new friend me did

 

I knew a man who shoved a peanut up his @rse...it came out a treat.

 

A bloke in a restaurant praises the manager for the delicious meal he had just eaten.

Manager - Ah yes, well we had to get a new chef
Bloke - Why is that
Manager - Well the other day, we found the old chef in the kitchen with his *** in the
dishwasher!!! So we had to sack him
Bloke - OMG, you were right to sack him, what did you do with the dishwasher?
Manager - Oh, we sacked her as well






I'll get my coat.......