Joke: texting woes...
14 October 2013, 01:18 PM
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Joke: texting woes...
A woman, being a romantic, texts her husband as follows:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking, send me a sip,
If you are crying, send me your tears...."
The husband, being non-romantic, texts back:
"Am on the toilet. Please advise!"
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking, send me a sip,
If you are crying, send me your tears...."
The husband, being non-romantic, texts back:
"Am on the toilet. Please advise!"
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