If your girl friend looked like this..
Oct 2, 2013 | 06:45 AM
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Oct 2, 2013 | 10:07 AM
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I wonder if she looks up to Seaman
Oct 2, 2013 | 10:21 AM
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I'd deffo be tempted to take a dive in the box.
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Oct 2, 2013 | 03:38 PM
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From: On a farm
I'd throw my ***** in and all..
Oct 2, 2013 | 03:44 PM
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LSherratt
I'd throw my ***** in and all..
***** deep I hope!
Oct 2, 2013 | 04:44 PM
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Oct 2, 2013 | 04:45 PM
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Gear Head
***** deep I hope!
It could be dirty on her pitch so bring your wellies
Oct 2, 2013 | 04:56 PM
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Oct 2, 2013 | 05:09 PM
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Puns aside, I'd not want my girlfriend to be better at football than me
That's item one on the checklist.
I set the bar pretty high.
Edit: well not item one, but it's high
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Oct 2, 2013 | 06:45 PM
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From: K
Does that ball looks small to you or has she just got big hands
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But I would defiantly get in round the back
Oct 2, 2013 | 06:56 PM
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I'd like to test her skills by drilling one hard into her box.
Her knees are
thou
Oct 2, 2013 | 08:49 PM
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bioforger
I'd like to test her skills by drilling one hard into her box.
Her knees are
thou
Her knees,
fooking gayer
Oct 2, 2013 | 11:03 PM
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From: Pig Hill, Wiltsh1te
what? its the only flesh on show in that pic u feckin spaz
Oct 3, 2013 | 07:21 AM
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I bet she's got a good grip with hands and thighs like that.
Oct 3, 2013 | 07:45 AM
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From: K
i have heard she goes down easily
Oct 3, 2013 | 12:30 PM
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im thinking of a pun including foot and *****, or maybe ***** and goal mouths but its probly just wrong so i wont share it with you lol
Oct 3, 2013 | 12:32 PM
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From: coventry
oh gone on then... i bet she knows how to dribble *****... or somthing like that lol
Oct 3, 2013 | 12:52 PM
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DieHardDonkey
im thinking of a pun including foot and *****, or maybe ***** and goal mouths but its probly just wrong so i wont share it with you lol
is this some sort of "Ikea" joke that requires self assembly
Oct 3, 2013 | 12:58 PM
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Yeaaaaa baby yeaaaaaa
Oct 3, 2013 | 01:20 PM
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I'd tackle her and probably end up getting a red card once I'm finished with her in the bedroom.......
Oct 3, 2013 | 01:39 PM
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After you lot had been through she'd be a bit sore, nevermind she can bring her sub on
Oct 3, 2013 | 03:29 PM
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From: K
hopefully not too much grass on the pitch
Oct 3, 2013 | 06:53 PM
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hopefully not too much grass on the pitch
Its ok, pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
Oct 3, 2013 | 06:54 PM
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From: Pig Hill, Wiltsh1te
And don't get me started on pitches with a waterlogged end, they can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you **** the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead.
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I wonder if she looks up to Seaman
Don't know about the seaman, but this pretty-faced sportchick looks like a he-man from her bottom half. Photoshop David Beckham's face on her body, it will look like him with some foam stuffed up his t-shirt.
So, if you girl friend looked like this, she's probably a keeper of David Beckham's body. She may have given her own, original body to him in an affectionate exchange, as we know that he once fell for that moustache keeper Rebecca Loo, didn't he.
Oct 3, 2013 | 07:58 PM
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From: Pig Hill, Wiltsh1te
^ jealousy is a funny thing
Oct 3, 2013 | 08:01 PM
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bioforger
And don't get me started on pitches with a waterlogged end, they can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you **** the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead.
if that is the case I insist on playing on the brown earthy patch, around the back of the stadium
Oct 3, 2013 | 08:02 PM
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From: Pig Hill, Wiltsh1te
That's item one on the checklist.
thou
fooking gayer
