If your girl friend looked like this..
02 October 2013, 06:45 AM
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02 October 2013, 10:07 AM
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I wonder if she looks up to Seaman
02 October 2013, 10:21 AM
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I'd deffo be tempted to take a dive in the box.
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02 October 2013, 03:36 PM
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I'd throw my ***** in and all..
02 October 2013, 03:44 PM
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I'd throw my ***** in and all..
***** deep I hope!
02 October 2013, 04:44 PM
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02 October 2013, 04:45 PM
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***** deep I hope!
It could be dirty on her pitch so bring your wellies
02 October 2013, 04:56 PM
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02 October 2013, 05:09 PM
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Puns aside, I'd not want my girlfriend to be better at football than me
That's item one on the checklist.
I set the bar pretty high.
Edit: well not item one, but it's high
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02 October 2013, 06:45 PM
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Does that ball looks small to you or has she just got big hands
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But I would defiantly get in round the back
02 October 2013, 06:56 PM
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I'd like to test her skills by drilling one hard into her box.
Her knees are
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02 October 2013, 08:49 PM
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I'd like to test her skills by drilling one hard into her box.
Her knees are
thou
Her knees,
fooking gayer
02 October 2013, 11:03 PM
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what? its the only flesh on show in that pic u feckin spaz
03 October 2013, 07:21 AM
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I bet she's got a good grip with hands and thighs like that.
03 October 2013, 07:45 AM
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i have heard she goes down easily
03 October 2013, 12:30 PM
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im thinking of a pun including foot and *****, or maybe ***** and goal mouths but its probly just wrong so i wont share it with you lol
03 October 2013, 12:32 PM
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oh gone on then... i bet she knows how to dribble *****... or somthing like that lol
03 October 2013, 12:52 PM
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im thinking of a pun including foot and *****, or maybe ***** and goal mouths but its probly just wrong so i wont share it with you lol
is this some sort of "Ikea" joke that requires self assembly
03 October 2013, 12:58 PM
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Yeaaaaa baby yeaaaaaa
03 October 2013, 01:20 PM
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I'd tackle her and probably end up getting a red card once I'm finished with her in the bedroom.......
03 October 2013, 01:39 PM
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After you lot had been through she'd be a bit sore, nevermind she can bring her sub on
03 October 2013, 03:29 PM
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hopefully not too much grass on the pitch
03 October 2013, 06:53 PM
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hopefully not too much grass on the pitch
Its ok, pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
03 October 2013, 06:54 PM
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And don't get me started on pitches with a waterlogged end, they can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you **** the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead.
03 October 2013, 07:56 PM
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I wonder if she looks up to Seaman
Don't know about the seaman, but this pretty-faced sportchick looks like a he-man from her bottom half. Photoshop David Beckham's face on her body, it will look like him with some foam stuffed up his t-shirt.
So, if you girl friend looked like this, she's probably a keeper of David Beckham's body. She may have given her own, original body to him in an affectionate exchange, as we know that he once fell for that moustache keeper Rebecca Loo, didn't he.
03 October 2013, 07:58 PM
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^ jealousy is a funny thing
03 October 2013, 08:01 PM
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And don't get me started on pitches with a waterlogged end, they can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you **** the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead.
if that is the case I insist on playing on the brown earthy patch, around the back of the stadium
03 October 2013, 08:02 PM
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02 October 2013, 05:09 PM
That's item one on the checklist.
thou
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