GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

*****- is coming home late after a night out smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the **** and having the ***** to say "your next chubby."

 

Not bad for you

 

Well thank you made my week lolol

 

Your whole week ?

 

Ruined by the grammatic fail "Your next chubby" at the last hurdle, I can't accept that. 1/10

 

Blame the paste and copy key am just the carrying pigeon lool