SLAB

iTrader: (77)

A woman is shopping at a grocery store, she picks up a pint of milk, a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"you must be single." the clerk says. Amazed by the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says "yes I am. How could you tell?"
The clerk replies "because your ****ing ugly!"

The Dogs B******s

hicup

Is that some kind of a joke? if so i'm missing the funny part?

SLAB

iTrader: (77)

It's because your new hicups it will come naturally over time.
**** you weren't the women in the joke was you.