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Old 27 June 2013, 09:11 AM
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Default Some poor old lady...

...fell over unconscious in the alleyway near my house earlier.

Well, I say poor, she only had 87p in her purse.
Old 27 June 2013, 10:03 AM
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Well I'm £100 poorer, I sent a cheque off for the latest male enhancement gadget on eBay a week or so ago, got the package a few days ago and when I opened the box they sent me a magnifying glass.
Old 27 June 2013, 10:49 AM
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Both better than Slabs jokes
Old 27 June 2013, 11:42 AM
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Gee, thanks!
Old 27 June 2013, 04:08 PM
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Why were you going through her purse then?

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Old 27 June 2013, 04:15 PM
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Like farting in a lift.................................wrong on soooooo many levels!
Old 27 June 2013, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Why were you going through her purse then?

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So I could steal its contents, Leslie.
Old 27 June 2013, 05:53 PM
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Les, read the whole thread again and have another go
Old 27 June 2013, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Why were you going through her purse then?

Les
Haha , Hillarious Les
Old 27 June 2013, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Why were you going through her purse then?

Les
Tell me this is not for real

dl
Old 27 June 2013, 08:40 PM
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Les as been into the wine cupboard again...
Old 27 June 2013, 08:48 PM
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Old 27 June 2013, 08:49 PM
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@ Les not the joke
Old 27 June 2013, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Tell me this is not for real

dl
Don't knock it, your not far behind
Old 27 June 2013, 09:41 PM
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This thread....
Old 27 June 2013, 09:51 PM
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Thief
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Why were you going through her purse then?

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That's funnier than the joke. lol
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