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Old May 24, 2013 | 08:13 PM
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Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
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Old May 24, 2013 | 08:15 PM
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Old May 24, 2013 | 08:23 PM
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MCWGR - My c@ck won't get rigid
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Old May 24, 2013 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
MCWGR - My c@ck won't get rigid
I think you meant to text that to someone, you have accidentally posted it on a forum mate.

Have you been the doctors with your problem, rather you than me.

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Originally Posted by Rob_Impreza99
I think you meant to text that to someone, you have accidentally posted it on a forum mate.

Have you been the doctors with your problem, rather you than me.
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Old May 24, 2013 | 09:22 PM
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WTFAMG

Where the flip are my glasses.... ?

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P.S. LATCIAMTTKU - Look at that c*** in a Megane trying to keep up !

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Surely that lot is more the over 70s ?
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Old May 24, 2013 | 09:37 PM
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Old May 24, 2013 | 09:48 PM
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I have quite a few you lads txt me and its like WTF are they saying. I can understand when it was pressing loads of buttons to get to the right letter etc but not when all modern phones for years have proper keyboards!

Why use txt speak when in most cases using normal words would only be one button press more?

I mean as an example m8 as in mate, it takes two extra key presses extra to get to an 8 or an extra hold to get to the 8 so its just quicker to type " mate" and that goes for most words that are cut down.
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Originally Posted by Rob_Impreza99
I think you meant to text that to someone, you have accidentally posted it on a forum mate.

Have you been the doctors with your problem, rather you than me.

It's quite fashionable to have erectile dysfunction nowadays don't you know, you can even go on this morning and have it prodded with a stick by a hysterical female TV presenter!

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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
It's quite fashionable to have erectile dysfunction nowadays don't you know, you can even go on this morning and have it prodded with a stick by a hysterical female TV presenter!
mrmadcap will be posting another of his fantasies this time next week so stick around folks
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Old May 25, 2013 | 07:58 AM
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I am old and must take issue, for me to text a small message takes too long, so I phone (using speed dial) and actually have a conversation, that is something the youngsters can't seem to manage.
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Old May 25, 2013 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
Ewwww
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Old May 25, 2013 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth

^ Very good!


Mind you, iPhones allow easy, touchscreen texting and ample text spaces to go on, if you fancy.

However, one SMS code i.e. IAIDCPOS should be helpful. That means "I Am In Da Car Park Outside" for the occasions when my kid needs picking from uni, station, gigs etc. my kid would go all confuzzled at that, and text back- "Maaarmy, WOEAUTA????" means "What On Earth are you talking About?". I'll just answer- SD. IFTTMTTM i.e. "Sorry, dear. I forgot to take my tablet this morning."

About that Da thing, its a modern thing I ought to use it to gel with the young ones.
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Old May 25, 2013 | 12:39 PM
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wtfdisop = why the **** do I stink a ****
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Old May 25, 2013 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth

Jolly good of you to help us all out like that.

I imagine you must be using those codes above all the time then!

BOYSIP!

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Old May 25, 2013 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
mrmadcap will be posting another of his fantasies this time next week so stick around folks
What do you know about SMS? Mobile communications haven't reached where you live yet. You and the rest of the inbreds are still sending messages via carrier pigeon.
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Old May 25, 2013 | 07:00 PM
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Just ordered a kebab

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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
JOAK

Just ordered a kebab

No way, us oldies would never eat a kebab, even when pi$$ed.
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
No way, us oldies would never eat a kebab, even when pi$$ed.
Hoop-er-der-hoopla.

Plus kebabs are normally bought from those 'orrible foreigners.
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