Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
24 May 2013, 08:13 PM
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Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
24 May 2013, 08:26 PM
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WTFAMG
Where the flip are my glasses.... ?
dunx
P.S. LATCIAMTTKU - Look at that c*** in a Megane trying to keep up !
Where the flip are my glasses.... ?
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P.S. LATCIAMTTKU - Look at that c*** in a Megane trying to keep up !
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24 May 2013, 09:48 PM
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I have quite a few you lads txt me and its like WTF are they saying. I can understand when it was pressing loads of buttons to get to the right letter etc but not when all modern phones for years have proper keyboards!
Why use txt speak when in most cases using normal words would only be one button press more?
I mean as an example m8 as in mate, it takes two extra key presses extra to get to an 8 or an extra hold to get to the 8 so its just quicker to type " mate" and that goes for most words that are cut down.
Why use txt speak when in most cases using normal words would only be one button press more?
I mean as an example m8 as in mate, it takes two extra key presses extra to get to an 8 or an extra hold to get to the 8 so its just quicker to type " mate" and that goes for most words that are cut down.
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It's quite fashionable to have erectile dysfunction nowadays don't you know, you can even go on this morning and have it prodded with a stick by a hysterical female TV presenter!
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25 May 2013, 07:58 AM
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I am old and must take issue, for me to text a small message takes too long, so I phone (using speed dial) and actually have a conversation, that is something the youngsters can't seem to manage.
25 May 2013, 08:24 AM
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Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
25 May 2013, 09:07 AM
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Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
^ Very good!
Mind you, iPhones allow easy, touchscreen texting and ample text spaces to go on, if you fancy.
However, one SMS code i.e. IAIDCPOS should be helpful. That means "I Am In Da Car Park Outside" for the occasions when my kid needs picking from uni, station, gigs etc. my kid would go all confuzzled at that, and text back- "Maaarmy, WOEAUTA????" means "What On Earth are you talking About?". I'll just answer- SD. IFTTMTTM i.e. "Sorry, dear. I forgot to take my tablet this morning."
About that Da thing, its a modern thing
I ought to use it to gel with the young ones. 
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Texting for the over 40's and 50's.
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
The kids have all their SMS codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc.
So here are some codes for the more mature;
ATD = At The Doctors,
BFF = Best Friends Funeral,
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair,
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement,
WTL = Where's The Lubricant,
ISMSA = I've **** My self Again,
WTFMT = Where The ****s My Teeth
Jolly good of you to help us all out like that.
I imagine you must be using those codes above all the time then!
BOYSIP!
Les
25 May 2013, 06:48 PM
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