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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:21 PM
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I waded into a group of vino influenced wifey friends the other night, well 10 to be exact and I was quite surprised to find that the ladies had a 50/50 spilt when it came to the amount of grass there should be on the pitch.

I don't like lots of grass it needs to be nicely trimmed no more than 3-5mm in depth and a 20mm x 60mm strip formation, any more just gets stuck in my teeth


The best bit was I now know which of my wifes mates keep it trim

What's your preference?
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:23 PM
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Only grass I get in me teeth is when I'm face down at the bottom of a ruck.

I'm married.



Edit - where are the SN wimmins these days?

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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:25 PM
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"Pruned"

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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:36 PM
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depends which sport you are on about

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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:38 PM
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Neatly trimmed.

Shaven haven is a bit paedo IMO but seems to be all the rage in **** land. Apparently ;-)
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 05:02 PM
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No grass
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
No grass
You mean like this one (pic 3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...tter-ever.html
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 05:28 PM
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The future Mrs Moley!
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 05:34 PM
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as bald as a coot thanks

The good lady hates any hair and is fanatical

Which is why she is always threatening to do my chest
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 05:44 PM
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There is nothing worse than looking at a badly packed kebab with a dirty great brown spider on it

Oh, there is... a smelly one too.

Bald or trimmed into a neatly crafted shape for me
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
There is nothing worse than looking at a badly packed kebab with a dirty great brown spider on it

Oh, there is... a smelly one too.

Bald or trimmed into a neatly crafted shape for me
Can't risk a long wispy pube getting caught on the Prince Halibut
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 06:41 PM
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Mrs Boy is either a total Holywood or a postage stamp size patch
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:18 PM
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Awesome, classic Scoobynet thread about fannies and Swiss appears to have reappeared !

All is well with the world, I thought I had stumbled into a 2006 thread revival.

For me, I appreciate alll styles, even back to Seventies ones where underwear isnt actually required, "Afghan Knickers" I call it.
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:21 PM
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No grass.
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:25 PM
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Just as nature intended here ,anything else is you're Probably a closet dogger

You can't help but ingest the odd pube, no matter what length
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:25 PM
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Pics needed
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:25 PM
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no grass, or very neatly trimmed
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 07:28 PM
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I used to like rolling in the hay
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 08:22 PM
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Back, sack and crack

What's good for the goose...
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
Back, sack and crack

What's good for the goose...
Ok, will do, photos to follow !


I know SB keeps his like Kew Gardens, with a few less Japanese Tourists perhaps.
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 08:37 PM
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Skinhead!
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Ok, will do, photos to follow !

If they're the ones doing the rounds on FB I've already seen them
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 09:27 PM
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No Grass.

Definately no Moss !!!
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 09:30 PM
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 09:42 PM
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The Little Book of Minge Topiary: Amazon.co.uk: Books The Little Book of Minge Topiary: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 10:15 PM
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A bloke with ****.



Just a minute, I can see your problem
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 10:17 PM
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Whats a woman?
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 11:51 PM
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Old Apr 9, 2013 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Neatly trimmed.

Shaven haven is a bit paedo IMO but seems to be all the rage in **** land. Apparently ;-)
the shaven/paedo comment reminded me..

When i was about 16 a workmate and myself had this discussion and he said the whole paedo bit. ...That evening young me and his then girlfriend were getting down to it as young people do, when the comment kinda pinged in my brain and made me pause for thought. When she asked "whats wrong?" i replied "oh nothing, just thinking about this bloke at work". . . .
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