Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

Grass or no grass on the pitch?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05 April 2013, 04:21 PM
  #1  
specialx
Former Sponsor
Thread Starter
 
specialx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: WWW.SCOOBYCLINIC.COM
Posts: 4,313
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default Grass or no grass on the pitch?

I waded into a group of vino influenced wifey friends the other night, well 10 to be exact and I was quite surprised to find that the ladies had a 50/50 spilt when it came to the amount of grass there should be on the pitch.

I don't like lots of grass it needs to be nicely trimmed no more than 3-5mm in depth and a 20mm x 60mm strip formation, any more just gets stuck in my teeth


The best bit was I now know which of my wifes mates keep it trim

What's your preference?
Old 05 April 2013, 04:23 PM
  #2  
zip106
Scooby Regular
 
zip106's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ....
Posts: 6,621
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Only grass I get in me teeth is when I'm face down at the bottom of a ruck.

I'm married.



Edit - where are the SN wimmins these days?

Last edited by zip106; 05 April 2013 at 04:24 PM.
Old 05 April 2013, 04:25 PM
  #3  
Turbo Tone
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Turbo Tone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 301
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"Pruned"

Last edited by Turbo Tone; 05 April 2013 at 04:25 PM. Reason: spelling!
Old 05 April 2013, 04:36 PM
  #4  
Felix.
Scooby Regular
 
Felix.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,926
Likes: 0
Received 17 Likes on 8 Posts
Default

depends which sport you are on about

Last edited by Felix.; 05 April 2013 at 04:38 PM.
Old 05 April 2013, 04:38 PM
  #5  
Matteeboy
Scooby Regular
 
Matteeboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Mars
Posts: 11,470
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Neatly trimmed.

Shaven haven is a bit paedo IMO but seems to be all the rage in **** land. Apparently ;-)
Old 05 April 2013, 05:02 PM
  #6  
LSherratt
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
LSherratt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On a farm
Posts: 3,379
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

No grass
Old 05 April 2013, 05:26 PM
  #7  
Felix.
Scooby Regular
 
Felix.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,926
Likes: 0
Received 17 Likes on 8 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by LSherratt
No grass
You mean like this one (pic 3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...tter-ever.html
Old 05 April 2013, 05:28 PM
  #8  
Moley
Sponsor
iTrader: (9)
 
Moley's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 10,884
Received 24 Likes on 11 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Felix.
The future Mrs Moley!
Old 05 April 2013, 05:34 PM
  #9  
SwissTony
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (19)
 
SwissTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the Doghouse
Posts: 28,226
Received 12 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

as bald as a coot thanks

The good lady hates any hair and is fanatical

Which is why she is always threatening to do my chest
Old 05 April 2013, 05:44 PM
  #10  
chocolate_o_brian
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (22)
 
chocolate_o_brian's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
Posts: 21,415
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

There is nothing worse than looking at a badly packed kebab with a dirty great brown spider on it

Oh, there is... a smelly one too.

Bald or trimmed into a neatly crafted shape for me
Old 05 April 2013, 06:27 PM
  #11  
mrmadcap
Scooby Regular
 
mrmadcap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: manchester
Posts: 1,790
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
There is nothing worse than looking at a badly packed kebab with a dirty great brown spider on it

Oh, there is... a smelly one too.

Bald or trimmed into a neatly crafted shape for me
Can't risk a long wispy pube getting caught on the Prince Halibut
Old 05 April 2013, 06:41 PM
  #12  
theboy
Scooby Regular
 
theboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Rugby League the greatest game in the world
Posts: 1,154
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Mrs Boy is either a total Holywood or a postage stamp size patch
Old 05 April 2013, 07:18 PM
  #13  
J4CKO
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
J4CKO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 19,384
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Awesome, classic Scoobynet thread about fannies and Swiss appears to have reappeared !

All is well with the world, I thought I had stumbled into a 2006 thread revival.

For me, I appreciate alll styles, even back to Seventies ones where underwear isnt actually required, "Afghan Knickers" I call it.
Old 05 April 2013, 07:21 PM
  #14  
stilover
Scooby Regular
 
stilover's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Here, There, Everywhere
Posts: 10,619
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

No grass.
Old 05 April 2013, 07:25 PM
  #15  
dpb
Scooby Regular
 
dpb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: riding the crest of a wave ...
Posts: 46,493
Likes: 0
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

Just as nature intended here ,anything else is you're Probably a closet dogger

You can't help but ingest the odd pube, no matter what length
Old 05 April 2013, 07:25 PM
  #16  
carpboy
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
carpboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 357
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Pics needed
Old 05 April 2013, 07:25 PM
  #17  
lord shaun 83
Scooby Regular
 
lord shaun 83's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: staffordshire
Posts: 154
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

no grass, or very neatly trimmed
Old 05 April 2013, 07:28 PM
  #18  
David Lock
Scooby Regular
 
David Lock's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Weston Super Mare, Somerset.
Posts: 14,102
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I used to like rolling in the hay
Old 05 April 2013, 08:22 PM
  #19  
Lydia72
Scooby Regular
 
Lydia72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Pleiades
Posts: 1,294
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Back, sack and crack

What's good for the goose...
Old 05 April 2013, 08:36 PM
  #20  
J4CKO
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
J4CKO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 19,384
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Lydia72
Back, sack and crack

What's good for the goose...
Ok, will do, photos to follow !


I know SB keeps his like Kew Gardens, with a few less Japanese Tourists perhaps.
Old 05 April 2013, 08:37 PM
  #21  
CEL
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
CEL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 3,228
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Skinhead!
Old 05 April 2013, 09:14 PM
  #22  
Lydia72
Scooby Regular
 
Lydia72's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Pleiades
Posts: 1,294
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by J4CKO
Ok, will do, photos to follow !

If they're the ones doing the rounds on FB I've already seen them
Old 05 April 2013, 09:27 PM
  #23  
njkmrs
Scooby Regular
 
njkmrs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,162
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

No Grass.

Definately no Moss !!!
Old 05 April 2013, 09:30 PM
  #24  
Dave-W-
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (10)
 
Dave-W-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: preston
Posts: 2,081
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

kojak
Old 05 April 2013, 09:42 PM
  #25  
ScoobyWon't
Scooby Regular
 
ScoobyWon't's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pot Belly HQ
Posts: 16,694
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default



The Little Book of Minge Topiary: Amazon.co.uk: Books The Little Book of Minge Topiary: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!
Old 05 April 2013, 09:50 PM
  #26  
tubbytommy
BANNED
iTrader: (20)
 
tubbytommy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: crawley :)
Posts: 16,950
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Whats a woman?
Old 05 April 2013, 10:15 PM
  #27  
dpb
Scooby Regular
 
dpb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: riding the crest of a wave ...
Posts: 46,493
Likes: 0
Received 13 Likes on 12 Posts
Default

A bloke with ****.



Just a minute, I can see your problem
Old 05 April 2013, 10:17 PM
  #28  
LSherratt
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
LSherratt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: On a farm
Posts: 3,379
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by tubbytommy
Whats a woman?
Old 05 April 2013, 11:51 PM
  #29  
RobsyUK
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
RobsyUK's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Milk on Beans
Posts: 6,404
Received 183 Likes on 141 Posts
Default

The amazon! I prefer a helipad ...
Old 09 April 2013, 10:08 PM
  #30  
James804
Scooby Newbie
iTrader: (1)
 
James804's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somerset
Posts: 17
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Neatly trimmed.

Shaven haven is a bit paedo IMO but seems to be all the rage in **** land. Apparently ;-)
the shaven/paedo comment reminded me..

When i was about 16 a workmate and myself had this discussion and he said the whole paedo bit. ...That evening young me and his then girlfriend were getting down to it as young people do, when the comment kinda pinged in my brain and made me pause for thought. When she asked "whats wrong?" i replied "oh nothing, just thinking about this bloke at work". . . .


Quick Reply: Grass or no grass on the pitch?



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:22 PM.