I am organising a charity concert in aid of people who are unable to orgasm

If you can't come let me know

 

 

lol

 

interesting coincedence as only the other day I said

"Excuse me" To the woman sitting in front of me on the bus, "you have some semen on the back of your jacket."

"I'm sure its not semen" she said "its probably yogurt."

"Its definitely semen" I said, "I don't ejaculate yogurt."

I can come btw

 

Has SLAB forgotted to change his username lol

P.s I can come early....

 

i can come, it takes a while but ill get there eventually

 

Oooooh I was too early.

 

I'll come before any of you. Apparently it's a problem.