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Old 14 March 2013, 03:33 PM
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National Steak and Blowj0b Day... according to twitter anyway

is anybody aware of this ? I must send Herself to the shop's to get my dinner and some new toothpaste for when I get home

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Old 14 March 2013, 03:39 PM
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Seen this all over Facebook today as well, I'm all for it if some birds gong to come round later cook me a steak then suck me off TBH.
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Old 14 March 2013, 04:01 PM
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Probably dreamt up by some depressed married bloke in the vein attempt to get a BJ off his vegetarian wife who suddenly decided she didn't like doing them the moment she got a ring on her finger....

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Old 14 March 2013, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
Probably dreamt up by some depressed married bloke in the vein attempt to get a BJ off his vegetarian wife who suddenly decided she didn't like doing them the moment she got a ring on her finger....

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I told our lass to get my steak from Tesco then we'll both be eating some horsemeat
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Old 14 March 2013, 06:35 PM
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Been known as it for a couple of years now, I only know it as its my birthday as well.
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Does it count if you go out for a steak and *******? It'll save the missus cooking etc
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Old 14 March 2013, 07:07 PM
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HAHA a mate Pm me on FB this morning,i thought wtf you on about..

I'll probably have to give that bird a call..
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Old 14 March 2013, 07:27 PM
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Been known as it for a couple of years now, I only know it as its my birthday as well.

Does that mean she gives you a blow job then takes it up the **** all in one night?
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Old 14 March 2013, 07:54 PM
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suppose friday will be female version chicken and licken
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Old 14 March 2013, 07:59 PM
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Would lesbians be fish and fisting?
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My Mrs mentioned it when I came in from work, I guess I'll see what happens..
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On to a winner there if she brought it up
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Flipping eck, pm me 6 numbers for Saturday night you lucky bugger
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The stake is cooking now... Blowie second!
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Ooh I got a steak out of the freezer earlier, I had no idea..............this might be the only part of today's celebrations I take part in though as I am also married and it is neither my birthday, the weekend or on holiday!
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Not in my fookin house it isn't!

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Not in my fookin house it isn't!

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My wife has just text me....." How would you like your steak? xxx"

I text back "Just like your Blow Jobs.. extremely rare"
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
My wife has just text me....." How would you like your steak? xxx"

I text back "Just like your Blow Jobs.. extremely rare"
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I had mine last night
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Old 15 March 2013, 09:26 AM
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Me too

I was wondering why she was smiling coming in from work, until she looked across and grinned and said "what do you want with your steak babe" I knew I was on to a winner
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Wifey had been to the supermarket yesterday, got home from work and there were 2 steaks in the fridge.... ..

"whats for dinner darling..."

"Pork."

"Oh."

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Originally Posted by billythekid
Wifey had been to the supermarket yesterday, got home from work and there were 2 steaks in the fridge.... ..

"whats for dinner darling..."

"Pork."

"Oh."

Yea she wanted your man pork for her tea
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Old 15 March 2013, 11:47 AM
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Well I had feckin pasta.
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I had a mince and onion pie and a ****!
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I put a post on my FB wall about it, the wife replied "he doesn't like steak so that's one off my list!"

My mate called me a w**ker..........Or not I replied!
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I had a mince and onion pie and a ****!
Next time you have a mince,lay off the onion pie & you might get lucky.
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I saw it on FB but never twigged when the mrs asked me if i was off out training, needless to say i had chicken when i got home. But rest of the night & following morning was ok
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Don't know about you lot but I've been out licking minge all day!!

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Well.... i didn't get a steak.
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