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Old 13 February 2013, 07:33 PM
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i know a few of you are gay and the rest never had a woman in there life, but have the remaining 5% bought a valentines card.


emaaroids said to me yesterday.

"you better get me a card you ****" how romantic

so im colouring it in now.
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:36 PM
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:38 PM
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I never bother with cards as I always buy red roses and go out for a meal.
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
i know a few of you are gay and the rest never had a woman in there life, but have the remaining 5% bought a valentines card.


emaaroids said to me yesterday.

"you better get me a card you ****" how romantic

so im colouring it in now.
i think the phrase i used was tw@t actually

oh and you better spell my name right
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Oh yes, card & out for a meal, dessert comes later!
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:46 PM
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I've bought her a Rose Patterned Ironing Board Cover - I've always been romantic!
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've bought her a Rose Patterned Ironing Board Cover - I've always been romantic!

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Old 13 February 2013, 07:48 PM
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I never bother with cards as I always buy red roses and go out for a meal.

aww thats nice although i'd rather have something for my car

and im called high maintenance
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've bought her a Rose Patterned Ironing Board Cover - I've always been romantic!


She may put the cover on you, and then use you like her ironing board with this rate. The ironing of roses and all that, if not the war of such.
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:50 PM
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and im called high maintenance
Is that because your nuts need tightening regularly and your lubrication flushed out?
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Old 13 February 2013, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Is that because your nuts need tightening regularly and your lubrication flushed out?

shes a woman, thats why.................
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Cloth and chloroform for me. Works a treat every year
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I'm cooking steak tomorrow.
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I've bought my mrs a card , a teddy ,an a heart shaped globe with a picture of my mug init as well . I decided to buy my 4'yr old daughter a teddy to. She saw her mummy had more. Presents than her an just went into one. ( it's started already) I feel sorry for her boyfriend when she grows up . God help him, little madem
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i haven't bothered as moonpig refused to make one with *** off inside
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i got the misses a massage at a spa , im finishing her off with a facial
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Really? We don't bother, why give the card companies more money? Why go for a meal that costs twice as much as the night before or the night after?
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Made my own card this year LOL.
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On the way home from work i was passing a flower shop when it suddenly dawned on me that it was valentines day tomorrow,,, so on went the anchors and a nice big red bunch of something spikey and expensive was purchased along with a card
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Originally Posted by IWatkins
Really? We don't bother, why give the card companies more money? Why go for a meal that costs twice as much as the night before or the night after?
It's just not worth the hassle if you don't , you might as well enjoy it ... An the bedroom gymnastics after is a bonus
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Old 13 February 2013, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
On the way home from work i was passing a flower shop when it suddenly dawned on me that it was valentines day tomorrow,,, so on went the anchors and a nice big red bunch of something spikey and expensive was purchased along with a card
Gayve will be pleased
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Old 13 February 2013, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stevebt
I never bother with cards as I always buy red roses and go out for a meal.
And one day with a bit of luck you'll have someone to share it with
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Old 13 February 2013, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've bought her a Rose Patterned Ironing Board Cover - I've always been romantic!
Ahhh! You big softie.





What's an ironing board?
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Steak n bj for me and a slap around her chops.... if she's lucky.

And then I wake up. Usually it's a massive expense for another over hyped/marketing event
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She is the loo now figuring out which hole to fill with my pressie
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^^^^^^^^6

what have you bought??? poly filla
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what have you bought??? poly filla
She "will" need some Gash Weld
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Originally Posted by IWatkins
Really? I don't bother, why give the card companies more money? Why go for a meal that costs twice as much as the night before or the night after? i'm a tight **** and i don't like bj's or back door loving, she's filing for divorce next week which will cost more than flowers and a card, but at least i'll have enough cash for a bag of chips with the money i saved on the card when i'm on the street.
EFA.
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Roses are red Violets are blue................ Id rather go for a spin in my Subaru


Yea card, wine, etc etc.... can never get anyone to watch the kids to go out so it'll be me cooking.... and yes I can cook!
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£2 on a card £4 on a rose. Hardly breaking the bank. I know people who spend that on lunch every day.

Plenty if places to eat out that run normal price menu's. We avoid as too busy. Head out sat night and use Tesco £1 for £4 vouchers
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