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Old 11 February 2013, 12:24 PM
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Default Pope Benny resigns

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304


Dodgy priests issue too much for him?
Old 11 February 2013, 12:28 PM
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Wow, that IS a shock......
Old 11 February 2013, 12:32 PM
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Rumour is that he is taking over from Bruce Forsyth as they want some new blood.


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Old 11 February 2013, 12:59 PM
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STILL looks evil ...

Old 11 February 2013, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Dodgy priests issue too much for him?
Probably about to find out he was ***** deep in the choir in years past
Old 11 February 2013, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
Probably about to find out he was ***** deep in the choir in years past
Old 11 February 2013, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
Probably about to find out he was ***** deep in the choir in years past
May you be cast into the pits of hell and suffer eternal damnation.

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Old 11 February 2013, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
STILL looks evil ...

Reminds me of the evil emperor from Star Wars.
Old 11 February 2013, 02:43 PM
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think I'll apply for the job... does it pay well ? are Prod's allowed to apply ??
Old 11 February 2013, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
Probably about to find out he was ***** deep in the choir in years past
Do you have enough positive proof to be able to make such a statement on a public forum?

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Old 11 February 2013, 03:14 PM
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Looks like it will be ex-Benedict for breakfast at the Vatican tomorrow
Old 11 February 2013, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Do you have enough positive proof to be able to make such a statement on a public forum?

Les
Lighten up Les, it was just a bit of humour, I'm a Catholic and found it funny as hell.
Old 11 February 2013, 03:21 PM
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Who did he send his resignation letter to?
Old 11 February 2013, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
Who did he send his resignation letter to?
God
Old 11 February 2013, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
Who did he send his resignation letter to?
The cardinals, of course.
Old 11 February 2013, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
Looks like it will be ex-Benedict for breakfast at the Vatican tomorrow
Old 11 February 2013, 06:41 PM
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Apparently he's quitting because the Vatican wouldn't give him time off to join the fleg protests in Belfast.
Old 11 February 2013, 07:44 PM
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Maybe he was forced to resign... first time in 600yrs! Isn't there an app to apply for the job
Old 11 February 2013, 07:46 PM
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I don't think so, I think the guy is just tired and doesn't want the stress any more.

He is 85 isn't he?
Old 11 February 2013, 07:55 PM
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More than likely forced out due to dementia or alzheimers, no I don't have any proof Les, just a guess
Old 11 February 2013, 08:09 PM
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Was he not ex ss Hitler Youth or something, or have I got it wrong?
Old 11 February 2013, 09:03 PM
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Yes he was in the Hitler Youth Squad, but alas it too was a post he deserted.
Old 11 February 2013, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Was he not ex ss Hitler Youth or something, or have I got it wrong?
We all do daft things when we're young.
Old 11 February 2013, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
The cardinals, of course.
God's representative on Earth doesn't report to mere cardinals...so Urban wins. Not sure what he used though - ultra fast Godband link maybe
Old 12 February 2013, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Lighten up Les, it was just a bit of humour, I'm a Catholic and found it funny as hell.
Thats all very well but it is a pretty nasty insinuation without a shred of evidence.

You won't be surprised when I say I am too but did not find it amusing in any way. There are enough people looking for a chance to hammer anything about religion as it is anyway without any extra help.

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Old 12 February 2013, 03:37 PM
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I can't see what the problem is. He may be the head of the Catholic church, but he's a just a man like any other.
The church is a business and the CEO wants to step down, so why all the fuss?
Old 13 February 2013, 02:37 PM
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it's good to see him working his notice and give the rest of the church time to replace him, maybe if he was just to "leave" God would strike him down with a lightning bolt or something

www.thevatican.rc/currentposts/apply.htm
Old 13 February 2013, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
it's good to see him working his notice and give the rest of the church time to replace him, maybe if he was just to "leave" God would strike him down with a lightning bolt or something

www.thevatican.rc/currentposts/apply.htm
You know that a lightning bolt did actually strike the Vatican a number of hours after he resigned

Perhaps God missed and will try again
Old 13 February 2013, 05:19 PM
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The recession must be bad if gods laying off people!
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