http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-the-NTAs.html

You can see why Lewis kept going back for more, and more and more

 

God, I can't.
That woman is about as sexy as Nicole Kidman.
Wouldn't mind getting into her purse though.

 

^ same here. Does nothin for me at all!

 

she is pig ugly !

 

Grim

 

Some serious saucers she's got there.

I'd abuse every orifice on her till she begged me to stop.

She's minted, i could think of a lot worse than her to have to do on a regular basis.

 

Who painted those on!

 

They aren't her nipples incase anyone didn't realise, they are nipple covers to stop the nipples showing through.

Obviously not working though

 

She's an arrogant c*nt and i can't stand her. So much so that i don't find her attractive in the slightest.

 

What?

Have you never see To Die For?

I think she is a stunner.

Steve

 

nipple covers??!!! lol why!

because nipples are so rare amongst humans?

anyway i agree, high mainteance, big ego, self important = a fcking minger!

much rather a down to earth bird, who didnt have the character of above - and that includes settling for real life "jungle t*ts" and being happy with them

 

Ah, so that's how to spell her name.
I thought her name was ****slinger.

 

The swear filter is a tad over zealous.
Sh"tslinger

 

Nicole Kidman is about as sexy as a plank of wood

(without the charisma)

 

Im sure you would be thrusting away like it was a chore and sobbing like a schoolboy with his cattypult taken off him.

 

i bet her vag is like a hallway to with all the dark meat that its received...

 

Wow now!!

Nicole Kidman is top drawer imho.
Makes ShirtSlinger look amateur and plain.

 

I think both the girls from XFactor made right plonkers of themselves on that TV Award event.

Apparently Tulisa obliviously flashed her tummy-flattening big undies to the Daily Fail and the likes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

They both are utter disgrace. No wonder Xfactor didn't get any award in the ceremony.

 

I am literally laughing out loud at the absurdity of this thread.

 

I'll just drink this bottle of Bacardi i have,then i'll probably want too **** her

 

I would bang both of them after a shandy lol.

 

but would they be interested in a alcoholic ?

 

Buff - With a capital 'B'

 

Dont get sucked in by the report, as I'd beg to differ, here she is with a puppy popped out





Cant stand her as a person annoying yank up herself bitch but wouldn't mind a go all the same

 

Well she is the reason why Hamilton hasn't won a championship since 2008!

The boy has obviously been driving around thinking, 'Man, I could score a babe with much better ******* than this monster!' ......and then he crahses.

You see Chris, it all makes sense!

 

She'd deffo have to promise not to talk, reasonably attractive woman but not worth losing sleep over.

 

She doesn't really do much for me, but I'd happily have a go in her if she offered

 

Careful lad, careful You may be on to something though

My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance

She doesn't do a lot for me admittedly, but she posted the other day and said I was no great shales either

 

Then why is she wearing a see-through dress??

Hey look, I'm all for equality but if they are out on show, it would be rude not to point.

 

[\QUOTE] My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance [/QUOTE]

Speak for yourself haha