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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 03:26 PM
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And she doesn't do it for me either.
She just comes across as a woman who really thinks she is 'all that'.

And she just isn't.

I'm not all that either, but I don't go around with my **** out shouting otherwise.

I know some of you like that sort of thing on here, (Yes Jack, we all know!) but I am not that way inclined.
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 03:29 PM
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Lot of fibbers on this thread. You'd all sell yer mothers if you thought you could be ***** deep in that hah hah
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 03:46 PM
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Abut I don't go around with my **** out shouting otherwise.
Try it, you might like it
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 03:53 PM
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My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance
You mean this? >



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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 04:01 PM
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You mean this? >



Yep
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 04:09 PM
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A celeb who didn't know the effect camera flashes have on a semi-sheer top? Yeah right.
Same celeb has a new single out...
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetide
Lot of fibbers on this thread. You'd all sell yer mothers if you thought you could be ***** deep in that hah hah
I'd never sell my mother for that,I've had better from the night clubs in town...
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 04:49 PM
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Jeepers those nips are like small pizzas. Certainly no “cold” Jennifer Aniston in Friends.
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 04:51 PM
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Id dare say she gives JCB starter buttons an inferiority complex!
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 05:07 PM
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They are false nipple pasties to get attention and it worked well, she knew exactly what she was doing.
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
I'd never sell my mother for that,I've had better from the night clubs in town...
We're not counting use of Rohypnol
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 06:21 PM
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Don't need it...
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 06:31 PM
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Could be worse I suppose..
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by brendy76
Could be worse I suppose..
I've just been sick.
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 07:59 PM
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Not much chance of a tit-**** then...
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Not much chance of a tit-**** then...
Would it be ironic if I agreed and said little point?
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by brendy76
Could be worse I suppose..
now those are nips worth looking at

but still, i wouldnt hit it if she was begging - seriously!

im sure shes really gutted at that lol - not attractive in the slightest. not that shes not pretty, just that shes petty - at least in her public persona.
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Old Jan 25, 2013 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by brendy76
Could be worse I suppose..
That has to be a mimi pepperami cut in half and stuck on!!!


It just has to be.
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Old Jan 26, 2013 | 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by jef
now those are nips worth looking at

but still, i wouldnt hit it if she was begging - seriously!

im sure shes really gutted at that lol - not attractive in the slightest. not that shes not pretty, just that shes petty - at least in her public persona.
Yeah right.

IF by some miracle she was bent over in front of you clunge out, you along with every other man on this thread and planet would give it all you've got, and be hoping it was good enough for her to take you away from mingers with jungle swingers.

I know i certainly would be trying my best to fill her with mi love suds till it was coming out her ears, anyway enough fantasising i'm off to the adult section to.. knock one out

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Old Jan 26, 2013 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Yeah right.

IF by some miracle she was bent over in front of you clunge out, you along with every other man on this thread and planet would give it all you've got, and be hoping it was good enough for her to take you away from mingers with jungle swingers.
I agree, if there was ever a chance in hell then I would in a shot.

BUT if she wasn`t Rich and famous but "normal" then I'd have my preference for someone a bit more different. I'd prefer a "normal" Nicole Kidman. Preference is a biatch.

But no matter what I'd NEVER go near Kerry Katona!!
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Old Jan 26, 2013 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Yeah right.

IF by some miracle she was bent over in front of you clunge out, you along with every other man on this thread and planet would give it all you've got, and be hoping it was good enough for her to take you away from mingers with jungle swingers.

I know i certainly would be trying my best to fill her with mi love suds till it was coming out her ears, anyway enough fantasising i'm off to the adult section to.. knock one out
look if anyone was bending over clunge out then (if wasnt married) then you would be in there.
but the millisecond after "doing the deed" it would be - taxi for me asap!! id have no interest in hanging about for chit chat after, and im sure she would be heartbroken to hear i wouldnt be texting her anytime soon

why do people not beleive shed be no where near my 100 top birds!

its hard to beleive but honestly personaltiy counts to me. and if right far more attractive than her. its not the body, its the personality - i prefer a bird whos up for a laugh, down to earth, not obsessed over petty sh*t that is celebrity life.
like i said im sure shes gutted at that lol
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Old Jan 26, 2013 | 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jef
look if anyone was bending over clunge out then (if wasnt married) i would be in there.
EFA.
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Old Jan 26, 2013 | 11:44 PM
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Talentless bint who can't sing to save her ******* life, but yea I would be ***** deep in her given half the chance as well, just for bragging purposes though.
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Old Jan 27, 2013 | 12:07 AM
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Question. Why are they called Digestives?
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Old Jan 27, 2013 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
Question. Why are they called Digestives?

They couldn't be called watch batteries, Frisbees or dinner plates for their size. Therefore, my guess is that they had to settle for the term ‘digestive biscuits’.

I may be wrong.
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Old Jan 27, 2013 | 03:12 PM
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Could be Coconut rings..
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