Chatting Up an Air Hostess
28 November 2012, 05:23 PM
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Chatting Up an Air Hostess
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'.
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the F*ck do you want?'
'Ah!' he says
"Ryanair".
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'.
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the F*ck do you want?'
'Ah!' he says
"Ryanair".
29 November 2012, 09:21 AM
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Many a true word spoken in jest 
We had a similar experience with Ryan Air, after being held on the tarmac for about 40 minutes waiting for take off clearance, my wife asked a nearby stewardess if she might use the toilet.
The stewardess looked down at her and said,
"Are you busting?"
We had a similar experience with Ryan Air, after being held on the tarmac for about 40 minutes waiting for take off clearance, my wife asked a nearby stewardess if she might use the toilet.
The stewardess looked down at her and said,
"Are you busting?"
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30 November 2012, 03:57 PM
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you've obviously not seen their charity calendar's before, but saying that the girls in them are probably the 12 best looking wimmen in the company and are hidden away and only brought out for special ocassions
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ry...w=1280&bih=843
any excuse...
windyboy
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ry...w=1280&bih=843
any excuse...
windyboy
Last edited by windyboy; 30 November 2012 at 03:58 PM.
30 November 2012, 04:25 PM
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you've obviously not seen their charity calendar's before, but saying that the girls in them are probably the 12 best looking wimmen in the company and are hidden away and only brought out for special ocassions
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ry...w=1280&bih=843...
windyboy
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ry...w=1280&bih=843...
windyboy
His happiness is oh so genuine! lol
Last edited by joz8968; 30 November 2012 at 04:28 PM.
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