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17 September 2012, 10:52 PM
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It's Afro Caribbean hair day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it...
A man goes into a pub with a newt sat on his shoulder.... He says to the barman, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a gin and tonic for Tiny here.' 'Why do you call him Tiny?' asks the barman. Because he's my newt....
A contortionist who recently lost his job, says he can no longer make ends meet.
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. It's wrong on so many levels
I've got nothing against the Chinese. Don't get me Wong....
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
A man goes into a pub with a newt sat on his shoulder.... He says to the barman, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a gin and tonic for Tiny here.' 'Why do you call him Tiny?' asks the barman. Because he's my newt....
A contortionist who recently lost his job, says he can no longer make ends meet.
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. It's wrong on so many levels
I've got nothing against the Chinese. Don't get me Wong....
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
18 September 2012, 11:00 AM
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A nurse walks into a bank exhausted after a 20hr shift. She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket & tries to write a cheque with it. She looks at the cashier & says "Well! Thats great, thats really ****ing great! Some arsehole's got my pen!"
I thought my new girlfriend might be 'the one', but after looking through her underweaar drawer and finding a nurses uniform, a french maids outfit and a police womans uniform I've dumped her. She obviously cant hold down a job.
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you **** do you think;
(a) you need more time together
(b) shes f**kin frigid; or
(c) she should sit somewhere else on the bus
I thought my new girlfriend might be 'the one', but after looking through her underweaar drawer and finding a nurses uniform, a french maids outfit and a police womans uniform I've dumped her. She obviously cant hold down a job.
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you **** do you think;
(a) you need more time together
(b) shes f**kin frigid; or
(c) she should sit somewhere else on the bus
18 September 2012, 12:36 PM
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I guy is in a hospital bed and looks over to the other side of the ward where there are 3 beds. The man in the right hand bed is masturbating furiously. The men in the 2nd and 3rd beds are both receiving ******** from a leggy blonde nurse.
The guy asks a passing doctor what is going on. The doctor replies ah the guy on the right has a chronic condition where he must relieve himself every hour. The guys says “ok and what about the other 2?”. Doc says: Exactly the same condition but they have BUPA cover…….
The guy asks a passing doctor what is going on. The doctor replies ah the guy on the right has a chronic condition where he must relieve himself every hour. The guys says “ok and what about the other 2?”. Doc says: Exactly the same condition but they have BUPA cover…….
18 September 2012, 12:46 PM
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I guy is in a hospital bed and looks over to the other side of the ward where there are 3 beds. The man in the right hand bed is masturbating furiously. The men in the 2nd and 3rd beds are both receiving ******** from a leggy blonde nurse.
The guy asks a passing doctor what is going on. The doctor replies ah the guy on the right has a chronic condition where he must relieve himself every hour. The guys says “ok and what about the other 2?”. Doc says: Exactly the same condition but they have BUPA cover…….
The guy asks a passing doctor what is going on. The doctor replies ah the guy on the right has a chronic condition where he must relieve himself every hour. The guys says “ok and what about the other 2?”. Doc says: Exactly the same condition but they have BUPA cover…….
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