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Old 14 September 2012, 03:35 PM
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Old 14 September 2012, 03:37 PM
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Could always become an undertaker
Old 14 September 2012, 03:46 PM
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Or work for one of those bedding companies?
Old 14 September 2012, 03:47 PM
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Imagine if he sneezed half way through... why would you do that to your face even if your an ugly fkcuer
Old 14 September 2012, 03:58 PM
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He could grow a beard, well once he's old enough judging by the bum-fluff above his lip
Old 14 September 2012, 04:54 PM
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Seriously what is this ? Bell end day or what ???

Between him and popeye arms in the other thread

<shakes head>
Old 14 September 2012, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Neanderthal
He could grow a beard, well once he's old enough judging by the bum-fluff above his lip
He looks a bit ginger so that wouldn`t be a good idea
Old 14 September 2012, 05:35 PM
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humm.............
Old 14 September 2012, 05:56 PM
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Someone is going to look back one day and think why the **** did I do that?
Old 14 September 2012, 06:14 PM
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A young girl at work was getting one of her brothers names, I didnt realise they were dead, however it seems they were still born before she was born, seems a bit odd to me to get stuff tattoed relating to people you never met ?
Old 14 September 2012, 06:23 PM
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Yeah, looks good
Old 14 September 2012, 06:33 PM
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What about this genius?

Old 14 September 2012, 06:37 PM
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He looks like one respectable gentleman.
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Originally Posted by BULLITT
What about this genius?


I nearly fell backwards off my chair when i scrolled down and saw this
Old 14 September 2012, 07:11 PM
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Is that for real ? what a complete tit
Old 14 September 2012, 07:17 PM
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One way to guarantee your job seekers allowance for life I guess...
Old 14 September 2012, 10:15 PM
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TBH both of those look like the were unemployable before the facial tattoos.
Old 14 September 2012, 10:24 PM
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I don't get why he wants his chin to rest in peace.
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
TBH both of those look like the were unemployable before the facial tattoos.
Exactly what I was going to post!

Old 17 September 2012, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BULLITT
What about this genius?

Round the twist!

Les
Old 17 September 2012, 03:43 PM
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There is one in the paper today , half his face is a skeleton INCLUDING HIS EYEBALL !!!

http://www.oddee.com/item_96955.aspx

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Originally Posted by Kwik
I don't get why he wants his chin to rest in peace.
Maybe he used to play snooker ?
Old 18 September 2012, 06:35 PM
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lol
Old 18 September 2012, 06:38 PM
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NSFW http://www.holytaco.com/25-insane-face-tattoos/
Old 18 September 2012, 07:07 PM
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thanks for the laugh's !
Old 18 September 2012, 07:38 PM
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There really are some idiots in this world hey......but i guess they're here for our entertainment....
Old 18 September 2012, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by M444GY


lol
When did you get that done????
Old 18 September 2012, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
When did you get that done????
You should have a massive dong tattooed to your fackin face.
Old 18 September 2012, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
You should have a massive dong tattooed to your fackin face.
Your other half likes my massive dong on her face.
Old 18 September 2012, 08:35 PM
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I guess you'd require total self belief to be painted all over like that and fair play to them

But words 'racist etc, come on - you need sectioning


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